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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:05 pm 
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and I hit the snow!

Anyway, Hawks are in the thriving metropolis of Western New York to play the worst team in the league. Thing is, by hiring Ted Nolan to coach the team again, the Sabres went from being a contender for All-Time Bad to just being regular bad. In fact, I really wouldn't be surprised if the Sabres have been better than the Hawks since New Year's.

Of course, the Sabres just dismantled even further. They sent Ryan Miller out and got Halak back, then sent HIM out. Steve Ott is gone, Chris Stewart came back. They got rid of Matt Moulson as well. They traded for Rusty Klesla, who went to Washington for Martin Erat, but Klesla refused to report and will probably never play in the NHL again. The Sabres are stripped bare, but man do they have a lot of prospects and draft picks coming up. They've also invested greatly in downtown Buffalo similar to the way Mike Ilitch has in downtown Detroit, and it sounds like the U.S. development team might move to this big new training facility they're building there. This team will be very good down the road, and they're going to give the Niagara region a lot to be excited about. Not that they'd ever show it: despite being known as A Great Hockey Market, everyone is either depressed from living in Buffalo or descended from the button-down Englishmen who settled Ontario and New York, and so Sabres games are conducted in near-funereal silence, even when the team is awesome. Of course, being out east, this is only really a concern for us to the extent that the fracking baron who owns the team might try to sign Patrick Kane next summer. For now, though, they're liable to try really hard and possibly win with whatever the hell is left on that roster. Honestly, I approach every Hawks game from here on out as one that they can find a way to lose, even against the worst record in the league, because that's the kind of team they've proven themselves to be since 2014 started.

Around the league, the Blues are four points up with a game in hand (both teams play tonight), the Avs are a point back with what I believe is an easier schedule. I don't think they're catching the Blues. They're either just not good enough or they don't care enough; I can't tell which. At this point, it's just about trying not to finish in third place, though that would be my prediction.

Hawks: 37-13-14 (88), 32-19-13 adjusted (77), 83.077 expected, if you're six points back of where you should be based on goal scoring, something is really amiss
Sabres: 19-36-8 (46), 13-40-10 (36), 36.642 expected

Hawks: 3.375 scored (1st), 2.547 allowed (12th), 0.828 differential (4th)
Sabres: 1.921 scored (30th), 2.889 allowed (23rd), -0.968 differential (30th)

Hawks: 44/204 21.6% on the power play (3rd), 188/196 80.6% on the kill (22nd)
Sabres: 31/212 14.6% on the power play (25th), 173/211 82.0% on the kill (15th)

Winning would be nice!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:22 pm 
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I've always been an admirer of the Sabres from the Perrault French Connection days, thru the live puck era wizardry of LaFontaine and Molgilny and the grindy try hard get on the forecheck win games 3 to 2 Micheal Peca teams and have always loved that blue and gold sweater they have. Hope they rise again soon.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:28 pm 
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Rick Jeanneret is also one of the better NHL broadcasters, as far as the eccentrics go. Unfortunately, he's getting old, and I don't think he does road games anymore. I'll miss "HE'S INCREASED THE POPULATION OF POMINVILLE!"

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Wow, what play by kaner, put the puck from a pass between the defenders legs and goes top shelf from like 25 feet away... mercy.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:47 pm 
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KANER

yeah evidently 1/2 of buffalo is in the boxes to see KANERRRRRRR do his thing, and as darko said his thing is getting done. he put that one upstars to the gloveside of the goalie from ~20-25 feet out? good god man that was slick. the prodigal son returns home......and call it a hunch beer is on him later(cuz you figure a guy like him didnt have a "come to jesus" moment and stop drinking, he just doesnt get caught up with it anymore)

NO GOAL. NO GOAL. THANK YOU BASED PENALTY.

bad pen.... but we'll take it, right?

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Crawford just got bailed out by a really bad call.

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that was weird

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Yes it was and an early fuck you to whomever is running the scoreboard on the tv feed cause they don't seem to understand being one man short does not put you on a power play.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:53 pm 
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ugh

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Man Crawford looks seriously lost today. Someone give him a damn BAC test.

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Lots of nifty passes on this power play but no good chances.

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Seriously does Chus have a mental instability?

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Seriously does Chus have a mental instability?

:scratch:

what now?

He's actually a pretty cool guy.

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Seriously does Chus have a mental instability?

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IDK he keeps fucking with me in threads

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He's...not...in this thread.

Power play sucks, can't get anything past Enroth. Doesn't augur well at all.

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Yeah, they need to go back to the royal blue they originally had and not the midnight blue they have now. That, combined with all the extra grey stripes along the regular stripes, makes them look really gloomy and mucky, especially in standard definition or streaming video.

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Enroth is 167/178 and counting in 4 2/3 games since the Olympics. .938 on a roster this shitty. Hm.

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The Captain has been scoring lately

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The Captain has been scoring lately

He's going to end up out scoring Kane this year.

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Weird since Kane was so fast to start.

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Thought the Sabres stopped gooning when they fired Rolston.

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Sorry was I supposed to pre approve that post with dick head Chus?

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What thread are youse guys battlin' in?

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do we have a chance thread. just stupid. I am so tired of everyone saving up a comment or taking a couple words and making a thing out of it. This stupid forum is supposed to be like some guys talking at the bar or something.

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taking a couple words and making a thing out of it.


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ????

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Matt is on the list.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
pittmike wrote:
taking a couple words and making a thing out of it.


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ????

:D

:lol:

And :lol: :lol: @ pittmike in this thread in general.

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