used to office at 343 S. Dearborn (Fisher Building), actually sold the building before it was renovated. Our company was the last tenant in the building. Basically we were staying until I sold it.

One night, I had to come back to the office at about 7 and I walk in to see our 'Office Bitch", he was a guy loading up a basket of "stuff" Sugar, sandwiches and while he never stole the peanut butter, he took scoops out into his own tupperware...etc. Yes, it was part of his job to clean out the fridge on fridays, but not to take from the stuff not perishable.

I was friendly enough with the guy and he decides to tell me everything as he knows I am the one who would be showing the building even on the weekends, but the guy was living in the building! Up on the 7th floor. There was a former mens club up there, with shower, kitchen etc. Actually some nice built in stuff. classic 1940's stuff, but he had the bed, couch, etc. He cut some holes in the walls to connect rooms so he didnt have to go into the hall. Really, for a guy in his 20's not too bad, especially for free. He was trying to be a filmmaker...Saw some of his movies, nothing great....Ironically I think the place is all condos now?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I hear that man went to start an internet message board for fans of Chicago sports.

I was jealous!

here I am with a house, paying a mortgage, taxes, this guy is living it up for free! Albeit kind of creepy

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Crush up several Ex-Lax pills, and sprinkle them between slices of meat.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I reckon I'd pass on the Possum Cerviche or whatever else you've got crammed into your Nascar lunchpail, but thanks for thinking of me.

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I once got busy in a Sur la Table bathroom

Well, we know this mult ain't Hawg. He would know how to spell opossum.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I would never steal another person's sandwich. I just lick it and put it back in the fridge.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I stole pretzels and an orange juice today. Last week I really enjoyed the chocolate coconut milk some sucker left unguarded.

At a job in college I got caught twice by the victim. Both times I just said how cruel life can be.

Stick your finger through it or smash it in the bag. Works for me.