Hi i am someguy and I am a flaming homosexual. I have wet dreams about sucking the shit out of clay aikens dirty tight little asshole. I also dream about matt speigel fucking me from behind just like my dog does for me every other weekday night. On the weekends I spend my time at gay bars trying to pick up hairy dudes who smell like stale cock and tooth cavities. I think very hard and long about wwe wrestlers letting me play with their oily muscles. i also think danica patrick is hot and would let her split my butthole open with a stickshift knob before i beg her to make me choke on it just so i can taste the poop from my own girly body. i am someguy and i am a drag queen in walmart platform shoes.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Don't write the ad copy for your flashlight commercials.

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You know me like that.

Original show thread.

Mac and Matty today cut short by Illini. Druggy and drinky. I think it'll be a good show.

The popularization of anal is probably the most overrated convention in modern porn

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

drinky almost dropped an F-bomb

This has thread of the year potential.

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+1000

Christopher Hitchens said it was one of the most overrated things in life, and he is correct.

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Yesterday I laughed at Mac's "Nah, I don't shovel... oh man I almost swore right there."

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I never do anal (giving or receiving). A real man fucks the vagina like the virile dominating beast of nature that he is.

Course I've never been to prison.

How's Drinky today?

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

As usual, Dolphin cuts to the chase and says what we are all thinking.

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What did Someguy do to upset Ike?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

He was saying something like, "When you're with friends you like fu- messing around"

Show has been great so far. Two guys shooting the shit at a bar. Loose, ton of ball busting. Perfect for a Friday.

As for gd, he's so right. Some really messed up stuff out there.

I wouldn't mind listening to this show if I could. No Grimace. Interested to hear a 2014 Drinky working with Mac. The 2006-07ish Drinky might have been a good fit for a Mackiefish.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

@ that interview with the MSJ guy about MD Jennings. Loved Mac just laughing all throughout it. MD Jennings is indeed fucking terrible, and I cant wait to watch him as a Bear.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

C Section. Keep that shit like brand new...

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I'm not the type whose looking to go balls deep in the recovery room. A woman's genitals are elastic by design. They snap back into the same shape they were in pre birth. This whole tight v. loose is a myth in regards to a change.

I cannot imagine women actually enjoy it. A porn star will fake it and I'm sure there are a few outliers but there simply is only a fraction of the ability to sense anything at that end as opposed to the vag. It probably has a lot more to do with the idea that you are doing something different but it really isn't all that different anymore in terms of the porn landscape.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

As long as there is a Donut Vault and a Lena Dunham, it could never hope to be greater than third of the overrated list.

I think the whole thing behind (double pun) the act is that it is an benchmark of a certain libertine attitude, which is hot. The act itself is nothing great.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I picture Dolphin as a refined Glenn Quagmire.

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I feel like the anti-donut movement on this board is gaining steam. Adding a heavy hitter like good dolphin can only help our cause.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Some Women absolutely love it, & some hate it. Some Women wont do it because they think they wont like it, but when they finally try it they love it. Trust me on this one.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

How can I unread this?

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You know me like that.

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Anti-donutites can piss up a rope and chew on the wet end.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I never got that saying. Why do you have a rope hanging up?

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yet another reason not to bother with porn.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I'm far from anti donut.

I despise hipster donuts

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Seemed like an inappropriate label for you.

What's a hipster donut?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Donut Vault

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Hell yeah. My wife's vag didn't get destroyed during childbirth.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way