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 Post subject: Re: Job Interviews
PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:32 pm 
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Don't wear a tan/beige suit. Nobody in a position of authority wears one, & even if the job isn't an authoritative job, you don't want to look like a bitch.


I swear I saw a guy wear an all white suit. I almost died.

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Don't wear a tan/beige suit. Nobody in a position of authority wears one, & even if the job isn't an authoritative job, you don't want to look like a bitch.


I swear I saw a guy wear an all white suit. I almost died.

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 Post subject: Re: Job Interviews
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Suit. Navy or dark gray.


I would go with navy blue. I wouldn't wear a black suit or a weird tie.

:lol:

Be that guy in the intrview


A fish tie would be good.
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Suit. Navy or dark gray.


I would go with navy blue.

I would go full sailor suit.

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Nobody ever got passed over for a job because they were wearing a monocle
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Nas wrote:
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Suit. Navy or dark gray.


I would go with navy blue.

I would go full sailor suit.


Boystown interview?

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Nobody ever got passed over for a job because they were wearing a monocle


Teddy Roosevelt?

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Nas wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
Suit. Navy or dark gray.


I would go with navy blue. I wouldn't wear a black suit or a weird tie.



Yeah, black without any pattern or pin-striping seems too severe, where's the funeral, yo.

Nah, you will just look like one of the Blues Brothers.

Black, grey, olive, or blue with some mild (read: non-gaudy) pinstriping or a thin-threaded checked pattern are appropriate.

A friend of mine who had no money always had the most expensive suits. When I asked him where he stole them, he said that he went to thrift stores and places like the suit bank and bought the fat guy/portly-cut suits that nobody ever wanted and just had his seamstress aunt trim them down tight. Genius. He had the fucking slick-fabrics: Armani, Brooks Brothers, and Hart, Schaffner & Marx stuff - snatched right off the pickin' pile!


I go with a black suit and red tie with impeccably polished shoes, a sweet haircut and a nice tan. Exfoliate in the morning and workout a bit to even yourself out.
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 Post subject: Re: Job Interviews
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Nas wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
Suit. Navy or dark gray.


I would go with navy blue.

I would go full sailor suit.


Boystown interview?

Just keep your fingers crossed there's not a cop, a biker, and an Indian in the waiting room ahead of you.

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General appearance makes more of an impact on a male interviewer, IMO. Look put together and comfortable. Suit should fit not be tight or baggy.

Women will notice the details. Tie, how it looks with the suit, if it is current or 10 years old.
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 Post subject: Re: Job Interviews
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Man Sends Dick Pic Along With His Job Application

A Dallas man who sent a resume, job application, and photograph of his penis to a Texas company didn't get the job offer, but he did get a misdemeanor charge for his trouble.

Ironically, the man was applying for a position at Texas Workforce Solutions, a company devoted to preparing clients for the workplace.

When a 25-year-old TWS employee received his application and unique letter of recommendation (personal reference?), she promptly called police. They tracked his application, which was sent from a personal email and issued the man a ticket for "obscene display or distribution"— a class C misdemeanor.

A spokesperson for the Dallas Police Department said as far as he can tell, the man is still unemployed.

"I think I know why he can't find a job," he told the Dallas Observer.
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I thought Brett Favre wasn't looking for work.

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Nas wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
Suit. Navy or dark gray.


I would go with navy blue. I wouldn't wear a black suit or a weird tie.
This suit is black not.

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