Except for the Spaulding/Pittmike schism of '14 that Brick created.

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Elections have consequences.

I'm prepared to rage

Well that seemed lucky. Fuckin Crawford is a dumbass.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

6 million dollar man...


playing crappy already like last night.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

IT'S HARD TO PENETRATE THOSE BIG TREES, BOYS! GOTTA FIND A WAY TO PENETRATE THEM!

Penetration Expert Pierre McGuire

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Hah I was laughing at the human penis when he said that.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

slop pass again.

Pierre has some obsession with Eddie....he really seeks his affection.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Pierre still thinks he's a head coach. He thinks Eddie is his assistant.

"He's seeing the ice well out there, don't you think, Eddie?"

Ben Smith will need a new number if Q keeps him with Kane. Two small guys with 8's on their jersey is quite confusing to me.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

The Offical Pierre Mcguire Drinking game:



DRINK ONE GULP OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE USES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

* Dion Phaneuf

* Mike Richards

* Carey Price

* Jonathen Toews

* Monster

* Whaaamo!

* El- Kabong

* Real Deal

* Puck Poise

* Big Body Presence

* Active Stick

* Calls a Player "Special" or " a fine young man"

* Wow!

* Tenacity



DRINK TWO GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:



* Giggles at any point during the game(this just made me burst out ****ing laughing for no reason.)

* Pronounces a European club team using European Pronounciation

* Mentions people he met in Europe

* Says " Team 'X' Scouting staff did a great job finding this player"

* Says Something extremeley gay (EX. Big Stick...SHOWERS....player with shirt off)

* Goes nuts when a team, has two many men

* WJC host city is "Beautiful" or "Filled with great people"

* If a stick breaks and Pierre rambles on about one-piece sticks

* Says welcome to the Show (Ex. Welcome to the Crosby Show)

* Cuts off Gord Miller (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game)

* If pierre says "Time and Space"

* If Pierre goes on about a players Junior Career

* If Pierre says "Its Hammer Time"

* Says "Sheer Larcany"



HAVE 3 GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE:



* Mentions a Staal brother who isn't playing

* Mentions a Sutter brother who isn't involved in the game

* Says the Game is a Classic!

* says " Team X should be so exicted about havng this guy he is gonna be great for them down the road".

* If Pierre says "Roof Daddy"

* If Pierre goes " Thats a Double Dion"

* Pierre uses his famous line "He suckin' dirty pond water"

* "x" player is oozing with hockey sense."

* drink if pierre uses 3 or more adjectives consecutively to describe a player or a team... Ie: "Size, athleticism, composure etc..." extra drinks if he uses terms such as "big body presence" that are already on the chart as said adjectives.



CHUG A BEER IF PIERRE:



* Has an Orgasm at the mic (Ex. Dustin Tokarski save WJC 2009)

* If Pierre ruins the moment aka butchers the call (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game with 5.5 seconds left.... Gord Miller: Can you Believe it!..Pierre: I can!

* Says " Thats vintage X" (Ex. Thats Vintage Jake Allen)

old time hockey

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Backes being a shithead. What a surprise.

Or put game on mute and drink as much beer as I please.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

It seems like the Hawks actually give a shit tonight and wanna be out there. I am more optimistic than I was 30 minutes ago.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Someone needs to kill Backes.

These crazy line changes are a problem. I can tell the players aren't used playing together. They are sloppy, same thing last night.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Is that Newt Gingrich coaching the Blues?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Make him listen to Pierre.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Andrew Shaw has been a fucking idot in the past week or so. Too many dumbass penalties. Chill the fuck out asshle.

Toews is the fuckin man.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

CH's avatar is the fuckin shit.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I want this playoff match up badly.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

This game is fucking sweet so far. Oh, and I love Ben Smith.

Yeah no shit. This doesn't feel like a game being played in March.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Ben Smith has really upped his game. Hope we can keep him.

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Hawks have half assed it all season but they've brought their best effort against the Blues in all the games vs them so far this season. It gives me hope that this team can indeed take it up another notch for the playoffs. Be nice to beat these fucks right now though.

Have they beaten the blues this year?

This "new" Ryan Miller can't last.

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