YES. That's it! I don't need Naperville, no, let me hop into my car and slide on over to TEXAS, right quick, for a decent meal!

That's the ticket!

If only I knew it was that easy!

Blob of carbohydrates!

Suburbs are totally lame, dude!

Faux culture!

It was good, it wasn't terrible

DERP

The rest of the paying movie goers sitting behind you appreciate this Spanky.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Hands down the worst movie I ever paid to see in a theater was Pootie Tang. I honestly have
no idea what convinced me to see that. Walked out 20 minutes into it and went into another
movie. Only time I have ever done that.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Our friendship might be over Mr. Bone.

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I met a guy named "Mr. Bone," once. Once.

The Departed could have been better, but in no way was it terrible

Gangs of New York?


Come on!

Scorcese getting Scorched in this thread

People left the theater with about 20 minutes to go.
I like most of his stuff. I hated that movie.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I love the movie, but even those who dont usually go nuts over DDL's Bill the Butcher

Im a bit of a Scorcese fanboy though I guess.

I am not sure what I am missing. Maybe I need to try it again.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

No doubt. I love the back woods out of the way joints,

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

You're missing the greatness that is Pootie Tang.

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Starship Troopers
Down Periscope
The Bounty Hunter (date movie though, and it did have a golf cart chase scene)

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Haha! That's one of my terrible 3. My friend said he'd heard of this hilarious movie called Pootie Tang. I'd never heard of it. I wanted to walk out so bad, but he refused to go, and he was driving.

The other two are Batman & Robin, and the worst movie ever created: 8 Crazy Nights.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Bowfinger. It was a terrible movie, and I remember being in a bad mood. The combination of the two led to the worst movie experience I have ever had.

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(for the old people)

Dune

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For the record, there are plenty of places in the suburbs that serve fresh, authentic food. Not as many as the city, but still a lot.

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There is awesome food to be had all over the city for 8 bucks/plate or less--if you're not afraid of ethnic neighborhoods. Uptown (Vietnamese, Thai), Albany Park (Middle Eastern, Mexican), Rogers Park (Indian, Pakistani, Persian), Little Village (Mexican), Milwaukee/Belmont (Polish), Edison Park (Italian), Chinatown (Chinese), various Far South Side enclaves (BBQ) all offer good-to-amazing food at bargain prices.

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Sa da tay!

Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!

This board definitely needs a Pootie Tang mult!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Over the Top

No Holds Barred

The Time Machine (The shitty remake starring Guy Pearce)
Superman Returns
End Of Days

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Speed Racer-It was in IMAX so while it looked good movie was suck-o-rama

The American with Clooney
Spies Like Us-friends cousin worked on it. Fucking worst movie ever. Most porn movies have a better plot and more engaging acting

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Unforgiven. I was embarrassed for Clint, I was embarrassed to have convinced my now wife to go with me & I was embarrassed that I paid to watch that dull piece of shit. I was even more embarrassed to have sat through the entire 2.5 hours hoping for at least 4-5 good minutes in a row to try and salvage it despite being asked by the wife to please leave early.

And yes, I know all the arguments claiming its cinematic greatness & how it was a well acted, heavily textured film. But it bored the hell out of me.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I have to admit that if I'm lounging around eating & drinking at home, I have to watch that dumb assed movie. It's a guilty pleasure(almost my Shawshank if you will)...but I'd never have thought to actually pay to see it in the show.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Did you mean to post this in the Oscar Snub thread?

Rock of Ages

Yikes...

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You win.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Hoop Dreams and Casino were my two worst expericences


Too young to appreciate the point of Hoop Dreams and got pulled out of Casino because the kid who drove had a curfew and didnt know the movie was long.

Felt like I lost at the time...