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Rod

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:17 pm

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I usually use "Slow Ride".

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Zizou

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:34 pm

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Sex Type Thing by Stone Temple Pilots sets a relaxed and gentle mood.

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:40 pm

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"Be Nice Motherfucker Be Nice" always works for me.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:42 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOl57DVUMkE

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Rod

Post subject: Re: SONGS THAT WILL GET YOU LAID

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:47 pm

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Darkside wrote:

"Be Nice Motherfucker Be Nice" always works for me.

I saw DW listening intently to spmack's a cappella rendition at the Bulls game. I bet that's why you skipped El Presidente.

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Darkside

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:49 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

"Be Nice Motherfucker Be Nice" always works for me.

I saw DW listening intently to spmack's a cappella rendition at the Bulls game. I bet that's why you skipped El Presidente.

Yes. Because of that.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: SONGS THAT WILL GET YOU LAID

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:20 pm

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Some 15 year old boys think songs help them get laid. Not all of them, but some of them.

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:37 pm

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spanky wrote:

Some 15 year old boys think songs help them get laid. Not all of them, but some of them.

This.

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:31 pm

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Just follow Mac's lede...Molly Hatchet, Mountain, AC/DC, Zep....

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:53 pm

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Queue up Deadbeat's 'Something Borrowed, Something Blue' and Boards of Canada 'Music Has the Right to Children' once you've negotiated a price for 2 hours.

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:01 pm

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Any song by this guy

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:51 pm

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The whole Depeche Mode "Violator" album, but specifically the 2nd side.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: SONGS THAT WILL GET YOU LAID

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:11 pm

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Enigma. It is the definition of "fucking music".

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:43 pm

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While it was never the reason I got laid, I've always enjoyed performing with "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. "Echoes" is another good Floyd fuck song.

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Scorehead

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:48 pm

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"Hello It's Me" by my guy Todd Rundgren.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: SONGS THAT WILL GET YOU LAID

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:50 pm

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Scorehead wrote:

"Hello It's Me" by my guy Todd Rundgren.

I'm more of an album man.

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Scorehead

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:59 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

"Hello It's Me" by my guy Todd Rundgren.

I'm more of an album man.

"Something/Anything" is the greatest pop album of all time, after "Pet Sounds" & "Sgt Peppers".

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: SONGS THAT WILL GET YOU LAID

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:11 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

"Hello It's Me" by my guy Todd Rundgren.

I'm more of an album man.

"Something/Anything" is the greatest pop album of all time, after "Pet Sounds" & "Sgt Peppers".

I think he was trying to say that he fancies himself as somewhat of a marathon man in the sack, ScoHo.

Reason is too old to be a marathon Man.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: SONGS THAT WILL GET YOU LAID

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:20 pm

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Scorehead wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I'm more of an album man.

"Something/Anything" is the greatest pop album of all time, after "Pet Sounds" & "Sgt Peppers".

I think he was trying to say that he fancies himself as somewhat of a marathon man in the sack, ScoHo.

Reason is too old to be a marathon Man.

I can still run just fine.

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Darkside

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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:29 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

While it was never the reason I got laid, I've always enjoyed performing with "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. "Echoes" is another good Floyd fuck song.

I love you.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: SONGS THAT WILL GET YOU LAID

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:43 am

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Darkside wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

While it was never the reason I got laid, I've always enjoyed performing with "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. "Echoes" is another good Floyd fuck song.

I love you.

Ghey...

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Nas

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:01 am

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Mr. Reason wrote:

While it was never the reason I got laid, I've always enjoyed performing with "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. "Echoes" is another good Floyd fuck song.

While you were masturbating?

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Darkside

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:04 am

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Scorehead wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

While it was never the reason I got laid, I've always enjoyed performing with "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. "Echoes" is another good Floyd fuck song.

I love you.

Ghey...

Jealous?
Did not anyone suggest Al Green?

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:26 am

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Nas wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

While it was never the reason I got laid, I've always enjoyed performing with "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. "Echoes" is another good Floyd fuck song.

While you were masturbating?

No, I don't need much time for that.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:26 am

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Darkside wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

While it was never the reason I got laid, I've always enjoyed performing with "Wish You Were Here" playing in the background. "Echoes" is another good Floyd fuck song.

I love you.

Ghey...

Jealous?
Did not anyone suggest Al Green?

Barry White

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Telegram Sam

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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:39 am

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Tuvan Throatsinging, and it's not even close.

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:20 am

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First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

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Rod

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:42 am

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Fuck you, Damone!

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:58 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Fuck you, Damone!

Whenever I catch that movie while I'm flipping around, I have to settle in with it for a while. I can't get enough of it or Dazed and Confused, which I think is probably a perfect coming-of-age movie.

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Tall Midget wrote:

Dazed and Confused, which I think is probably a perfect coming-of-age movie.

Despite the fact that I didnt attend HS in the 70s or in TX, this is the only movie that makes me look back at HS with longing and some thoughts about wishing I was still there. The whole movie just works for me, I love it.

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