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Krazy Ivan
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Krazy Ivan is not allowed to participate. He has a Board Felony on his record.


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My parents had a dog who would urinate all over the place whenever anyone else showed up. Now, they thought that it was because it was scared and unstable. I think it simply couldn't handle others getting attention and the only thing it could do is try and make things as uncomfortable as possible so people would finally have to say "Fine. I'll act like you matter". We felt sorry for the dog because it is quite a poor existence to live like that, no matter the reason.

That is my official campaign message. Vote Boilermaker Rick!

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Krazy Ivan

Douchebag nominates himself. Very fair.

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Blue Bombay

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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BTW, this will go 20 pages easily. Probably by tomorrow.

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Whats all this?


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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
My parents had a dog who would urinate all over the place whenever anyone else showed up. Now, they thought that it was because it was scared and unstable. I think it simply couldn't handle others getting attention and the only thing it could do is try and make things as uncomfortable as possible so people would finally have to say "Fine. I'll act like you matter". We felt sorry for the dog because it is quite a poor existence to live like that, no matter the reason.

That is my official campaign message. Vote Boilermaker Rick!

You are making a great case for taking home the Grand Prize: a paper bag full of shit.

Sponsored by Les' radio show?

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Q.Bovifs wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
My parents had a dog who would urinate all over the place whenever anyone else showed up. Now, they thought that it was because it was scared and unstable. I think it simply couldn't handle others getting attention and the only thing it could do is try and make things as uncomfortable as possible so people would finally have to say "Fine. I'll act like you matter". We felt sorry for the dog because it is quite a poor existence to live like that, no matter the reason.

That is my official campaign message. Vote Boilermaker Rick!

You are making a great case for taking home the Grand Prize: a paper bag full of shit.

Sponsored by Les' radio show?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I nominate Krazy Ivan

He will not be participating. Please submit an alternate nomination.

Please See 0:40 for formal ruling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ESmb5isNU


We should make an exception for him despite his felony. If not chaspoppcap gets my vote.

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Whats all this?

Panther's cry for attention du jour.

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Can I tell the story of Blue Bombay? Is everyone familiar with the tale?

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Can I tell the story of Blue Bombay? Is everyone familiar with the tale?

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Can I tell the story of Blue Bombay? Is everyone familiar with the tale?

I'm familiar with it, but I think it's one of those stories that gets better each time you hear it. Please proceed...

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I nominate Mini Ditka for the Jizzstache.

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Also, it should be pointed out, that Panther is the one that excluded himself from the BIGGEST BOARD NON-FUCKFACE TOURNAMENT I am running.

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Long....long ago. Back when board members hung out, played sports.....and golf....without a care in the world, there was a young man named Christopher of Joliet. Christopher was a kind, generous, slightly touched individual who hosted card games open to all at his home. I mean, everyone was welcome. Until Panther. Panther was........panther. He said things...did things....implied things that frightened young Christopher. So the decree went out All may attend my game of poker, but the gentleman who calls himself Panther. Now, needless to say, this did not sit well with Panther. He typed in all caps, he called names, he made veiled threats. And you'd think that would change Christopher's mind. But NooooOOOooo. The ban was in full effect.

There was a pretty good number of people interested in the poker game. Many well known dignitaries like Spanky, Douchebag, Don's Piracy and..........Blue Bombay? Yes Blue Bombay. A new member who just so happened to join the board around the time that Panther's ban went into effect.

In one of the most well adjusted, normal moves ever made on this board. Panther created a mult in order to get Chris' address so he could show up to a poker game he was told not to come to.

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Now I nominate CIJ for his high school stunt.

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