These remixes are just genius ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I never complain about the heat. We are a few days away from April and it snowed last night.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I sometimes drive with my dog draped across the back of my neck. Wish I could see old man Boers while I do it.

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An easy choice. Either you see booty shorts, short skirts, low cut tops or sundresses versus puffy coats, boots and ear muffs.

Simple as that.

Why is the dog in the car with you? It should only be in there if you're going to the vet. Never change, Dan. Never change.

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I'll take -28 degrees for all but three months of the year if I get 70's for the 120 days of May June and July.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

The Scott Norwood joke Dan stole from Deadspin just sat in the air like a bad fart.

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He's right about that.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Can't take the dogs to a park? To a relative's house if I'm leaving town? Just confined to the house at all times? Although, that's a good point. Wouldn't want my dogs coming down with skin cancer.

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Walk them to the park, have relatives stop by your house and take care of the dog. If dog absolutely must be in car, dog carrier.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

You're my new life coach.

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I have no problem with dogs in cars. As long as they're wearing sports coats.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

today's B&B predictions:

LA Lakers won't be rebuilt in 5 years.
Neither will the Knicks
Phil will not be able to do this job.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

no bigger anti Illinois guy than me, but there is no way Marquette is better than Illinois, especially now with the Big east a shell of its former self.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

They said this?

That's a crazy opinion. This is what, like the 6th time in 60 years the Lakers will miss the playoffs? In a couple years they will have tons of cap space, Kobe will be retired, they'll have a few top 7 picks from this year and next. Sign Kevin Love and one more big name and 3-4 years from now will be winning 55 games again.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Don't be a dick Matt. This is one of those "telling people how to act even though it has no effect on me at all" statements. AKA I'm a giant douchebag statements.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'm sure that a genius like Dan would know that the UV that causes cancer causes it in winter too.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Bernsie impulse buying an Acura because he was driving by the dealer. Big shooter.

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You know me like that.

Perfectly pleasant show today. I think they go off the tracks when they have NO guests and have to make up shit to fill time.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Heard that. And he explained how it was a savings cuz he got a good deal with his 20k mile car for the trade in. Cuz he was embarrassed by Terry calling him a "Big Shooter".

No. You are, Dan. Nobody buys a car without having the intention of buying a car an hour prior. And I'm not knocking him. Good for him. He's frugal. Some would say cheap. He makes that clear by the way he talks. Like he was borrowing hockey equipment from other parents before he finally broke down and bought all the stuff for his son.

But being that way means Bernstein is gonna have one hell of a retirement. And his kids will go to Northwestern.

Bet the producers at the Score love hearing Dan casually say he impulse bought and Acura. Especially the one making 40k a year who had to clean up Grobstein's shit earlier this morning.

Interesting. I believe Fritzy is driving an Acura SUV these days. Times must be tough.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I"m kind of a car snob. If I had his cash would not be driving an Acura.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

OMFG I'm going to puke. We just bought the same fucking car. Any joy I derived out of it was just squashed knowing BernStine drives the same make. My year is fucking ruined.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Why the fuck aren't you supposed to take a dog in the car?

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Because it distracts the driver.

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Not any more than having passengers in the car does. Obviously if the dog is in your lap you're a douchebag, but I never really see that. Just crack the window 3 inches and the dog just chills looking out the window. It's not really a distraction at all actually.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Mine just chills with his head out the window. He is much less distracting than a human. We can't even talk.

Bernstein is weird.

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Maybe it is just him being weird, but I have a hunch it's him thinking "A lot of people like dogs, so I'm going to rip on people who like dogs." He's really grasping at straws if that's all he can come up with these days.

Some people just aren't animal people. I don't get it, but they're out there.

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Perhaps. It's certainly not as stupid as him making fun of people for getting their pets medical care.

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