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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:56 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

MajorKong wrote:

Management needs to get involved- its the microwave situation all over again.

The best "losing your shit" story I heard was from my uncle. He studied business and Japanese language in college, so when he graduated he got a job working for an American firm over in Japan. During a formal social engagement at a client's residence, he suddenly feels the urge so he excuses himself. When he enters the bathroom, however, he finds some kind of futuristic space toilet that has no obvious flushing mechanism. This leaves him in a bind because it would be rude to leave a turd for someone else, and if my uncle had made an inquiry the host would have been deeply embarrassed that he had put his guest in such an awkward predicament. So, he leaves the party and takes public transportation back to his rented 3rd story apartment. Half way up the second flight of stairs it happens :shock:

. He was able to shower, throw on a non-defiled suit, and return to the party, however.

Jorr?

Dunno but someone needs to vet this dude.

No real mystery. I've been listening to the show since 2006, and I've followed the board with bemused interest for the past few years, but I've never posted here. Finally got around to jumping into the discussion.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:59 pm

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Hopefully he's not a mult. This board could use some new blood. Vegan is getting too much attention.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:20 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

MajorKong wrote:

. He was able to shower, throw on a non-defiled suit, and return to the party, however.

Jorr?

Dunno but someone needs to vet this dude.

Take him to a vet, methinks .... :cat:

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:26 pm

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MajorKong wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Dunno but someone needs to vet this dude.

Uhh huh. Ima have to turn you over to Q.Bovis for further interrogation.

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:37 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

MajorKong wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Dunno but someone needs to vet this dude.

Uhh huh. Ima have to turn you over to Q.Bovis for further interrogation.

Understandable, a little paranoia is a healthy thing. That's why I only drink distilled water and pure-grain alcohol.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: The story about Les pooping himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:40 pm

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billypootons wrote:

i poo a ton

i've recently pooped myself 2 times, once on vacation where i couldnt find the bathroom light it was pitch black and i was unable to hold it in (So close)

another time it was essentially a shart, so unexpected and it wasnt that big a deal other than soiled clothing

the score should have an emergency interview ready at all times for one man shows... that way when a sudden urge arises you just play some interview another show did earlier in the day.... and hosts dont have to risk holding it in like Les was unable to do so

So that explains the moniker.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:49 pm

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Our family still brings up the time my oldest had a half-body-weight ripper while in his car seat. Carried him into the Mars Cheese Castle with shit in his hair for decon.

I carry a partial roll of toilet paper in the plow truck just for those times when you get caught on the job- just don't sit on the plow to take care of business- it's like licking a flagpole with your ass.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:49 pm

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1. Admirable attempt by RPB to move the blame, but the fact is, first man in was Dustin, who called for the reinforcements...GROTE!

2. No mention of George Brett?

3. While I made it to the bathroom, sugarless gummy bears, could bring anyone down, you just don't know when. I was unaware of this gummy bear thing, I just bought some for the car ride down the Heights.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:57 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Unprofessional and humiliating to Les having that leaked on the airwaves. Shit is going to hit the fan if this continues.

That's a load of crap.

LES new bit "Where you crappin."

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:11 pm

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This might possibly be the funniest thread in the history of this board. Good stuff fellas.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:13 pm

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Juiced wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Unprofessional and humiliating to Les having that leaked on the airwaves. Shit is going to hit the fan if this continues.

That's a load of crap.

LES new bit "Where you crappin."

You're the guy that talked about me when I did have the coffee, that that was the wrong thing to drink...

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:15 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Unprofessional and humiliating to Les having that leaked on the airwaves. Shit is going to hit the fan if this continues.

That's a load of crap.

LES new bit "Where you crappin."

You're the guy that talked about me when I did have the coffee, that that was the wrong thing to drink...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:16 pm

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BROWN. BROWN. CHAIR IS GETTING BROWN.

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CharlieFurbush

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:29 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

Juiced wrote:

Unprofessional and humiliating to Les having that leaked on the airwaves. Shit is going to hit the fan if this continues.

That's a load of crap.

LES new bit "Where you crappin."

You're the guy that talked about me when I did have the coffee, that that was the wrong thing to drink...

You make us wonder what it was you SPRAYED...
Maybe you were having a messy day...
You must've thought, it couldn't happen...
Hey GROBBER...where ya crappin!

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The story about Les pooping himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:33 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

billypootons wrote:

So that explains the moniker.

Sonofabitch all this time I was reading it as billypontoons .... :lol:

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:34 pm

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I am shittin....erhg I mean sitting....this one out/

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:37 pm

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CharlieFurbush wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Juiced wrote:

LES new bit "Where you crappin."

You're the guy that talked about me when I did have the coffee, that that was the wrong thing to drink...

You make us wonder what it was you SPRAYED...
Maybe you were having a messy day...
You must've thought, it couldn't happen...
Hey GROBBER...where ya crappin!

I thought by now Dustin would realize, every morning he's in for a big surprise

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:08 pm

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CharlieFurbush wrote:

You make us wonder what it was you SPRAYED...
Maybe you were having a messy day...
You must've thought, it couldn't happen...
Hey GROBBER...where ya crappin!

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:54 pm

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How has no one posted this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYs-0EO0ts

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:50 am

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Scorehead wrote:

CharlieFurbush wrote:

You make us wonder what it was you SPRAYED...
Maybe you were having a messy day...
You must've thought, it couldn't happen...
Hey GROBBER...where ya crappin!

STOP STOP... :lol:

You're going to make me Grobber my pants! :lol:

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:58 am

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http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bad+grandpa+%2bfart+scene&FORM=HDRSC3#view=detail&mid=21DB043D0B505D9EF2E621DB043D0B505D9EF2E6

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CharlieFurbush

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:47 am

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Reminds me of my favorite youtube video of all time:

http://youtu.be/8omzJ2jCLXE

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:15 am

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Great thread

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:33 pm

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Doing a show once, second song in... and I trusted a fart I shouldn't have. Bad news. Sat in a drum chair for 45 minutes with squishy skivies. Not recommended...

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:35 pm

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Yea.....I had a massive Reuben sandwich from HyVee 2 days ago which has wreaked havoc on my intestinal system. Luckily, I've been in position to not "soil the studio".

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:59 pm

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Makalu G wrote:

Doing a show once, second song in... and I trusted a fart I shouldn't have. Bad news. Sat in a drum chair for 45 minutes with squishy skivies. Not recommended...

I bet you had to smear Desitin on that diaper rash for the next week.

You should have pretended to be an avante garde artist and painted a picture with it during the set

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Franky T

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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:54 pm

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There was this great burrito place right next to the bar we would drink at in college. My roommate left the bar, grabbed a burrito to go, and walked home. As he neared the house he felt it....started the half step shuffle in a race to the toilet (all while carrying his burrito). He made it inside, but alas, not all the way to the bathroom. I get home and he's mopping the floor. Finishes mopping the floor and proceeds to eat his burrito.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:25 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Knowing the filters at work on the bored, this story can take on an entirely different "burrito" connotation .... :lol:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:15 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Knowing the filters at work on the bored, this story can take on an entirely different "burrito" connotation .... :lol:

Makes me wonder if that bar was Sticks or Stus and that burrito place was La Bamba

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The story about Les shitting himself

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:18 pm

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Thanks, now I want some Stix pizza ..... shit, now I want Jerry's ....... :evil:

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