Well, so Dan and Terry didn't see this Coulter Northwestern thing coming.

Add it to the list.

Where's my B&B Prediction thread? Can't find it....

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Far be it for me to defend B&B, but there aren't many people who actually thought that Coulter would win this thing.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

This transition is funny as shit. I don't believe any of these Zack stories. There is no way this guy is getting that much ass. He is one of the ugliest people I have seen. So if he really is fucking all these bitches, they must be nasty as fuck. Larry and Dan also said he is one of the funniest guys out there, I don't think so. I have never heard him say anything that was funny.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

You're probably not wrong, but I have to wonder if you would know 'funny' if you heard it in the first place.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

No. Zack is not banging every women he approaches. When Larry tells these stories, he literally portrays Zack as Brad Pitt. And there is something wrong with Larry. How he clings on to stories of Ranger and Zack with women. It's weird.

White Women: Zack? What? No.

I also don't believe that story about Zack pretending to be his own twin, gabbing it up with some girl in Canton Ohio and then Banging here a half hour later after she rejected him earlier as the other fake twin. I think Zack tells this story. But it never happened.

This is pretty much the way Larry describes Zack every fuckin time he talks about Zack with B&B.

Larry: Uncle Teary and Dan, you don't understand. Zack has the gift of gab. He talks to women and after 10 minutes, they're naked and spread eagle on the bar floor begging Zack to bang them. Guess what? Zack bangs them right there in front of everybody. Then he gets up and tweets something about the Bears. I know you don't believe me. But it's the truth. Baby!!!!

Dan: Really?

Larry: Yeah, I'm telling you.

Uncle Teary: Are they blind?

Larry: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Larry used to talk that way about Dan Zampillo too. Have you ever seen Dan Zampillo? He looks like that fucking Lord of the Rings creature that's always going on about his "precious".

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Rosenbloom?

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You know me like that.

That's "Luscious". Every time Rosenbloom mentions her I picture a 6'5" black transvestite.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yeah I heard that and was lolling in the car. " You guys don't understand, Zack gets play". Yeah sure he does Larry.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Look, what could Zack possibly say, with this great gift of gab, that would make women not realize that Zack looks like Zack?

I used to work in an office full of nerdy and/or married guys. One day after an office party we were all at a bar and I approached a table of pretty hot blonde sisters. I ended up getting the number of the older one and we went out a few times.

The next day at work guys were literally searching me out to say they "heard the story." I'm thinking "haven't you guys ever seen a guy hit on a chick at a bar before?" I mean...it's not like I took off with both sisters or anything.

You have to consider the audience.

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You know me like that.

Yeah. You hit it. I think that's what it is with Larry. He kind of lives vicariously through the people in his life that get women. So their stories become his stories. It's weird as hell.

And I think Zack just talking to some bitch at a bar is a win in Larry's mind. I think Zack talks to bitches. I don't think he bangs them. But Larry tells the story like talking to them is "the win".

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Would.

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You know me like that.

Something profoundly different about a fella that wouldn't; I have a fairly high level of confidence that even a certain painter around these parts would too with no small amount of glee.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Hub: D.J. Williams is clearly the answer in the middle...

Really? I know he was pretty good a few years ago, but the guy has only played 13 games over the past two seasons. More like hopefully...

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Zaidman kind of looks like a red headed Mike Mulligan.

Mike Mulligan looks like what would result if Frankenstein fucked Casper.

I have, for reasons unknown to me, listened to significant portions of Bears All Access on several occasions while driving home from work. Maybe it's different when he's talking to the ladies, or talking about something other than the Bears, but I have heard little to no evidence of Zack Zaidman being either funny or interesting.

Zaidman's gotta be almost 40 by now, right? Guy's been at the Score/WBBM forever, and has mentioned doing the Pete Rose show, which I remember being on around 1997, 1998.

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I picture Zaidman and Sir out for the night while on the road covering the Bears looking like a modern version of Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd's Wild and Crazy Guys.

I bet they are back in the room wearing their footie pajamas the moment the per diem is used up

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

No fucking way. Really?

I dont like to take shots at people's physical appearance, but that guy's face is the stuff of nightmares

I'm sure Double Z is a nice enough guy and I wouldn't doubt it if he actually got laid, but funny?!? Funny people usually let you know they're funny at some point, not matter how "professional" they may be. I've never heard anything funny out of that cat...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Everything about Zach is an Informed Attribute. "You should hear how well Zach talks about sandwiches! He really sells you that sandwich! I can't stop thinking about Zach talking about sandwiches! If you heard it, you'd agree!"

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