It would be kinda hard to clean up the studio w/ shit dripping down your leg. For all you guys know, he might have an My Favorite Poster and Hero, Crohn's or Colitis. That being said, it does suck for M&H having to follow that.

Hopefully he'll be able to look back @ this & laugh.

At the very least, how about a warning to your co workers that they're walking in to a disaster area. Do you at least agree with that? Mully sat in the Grob-shit, for the love of God. You don't Grob-skip to your car without at least telling them that.

Or how about telling somebody you'll give them a hundo to clean it up for you.

Even if he does not have a chronic health problem he sure as shit had an acute intestinal episode. It sounds like there was a lot of shit.

Maybe apologize or say thanks to those who helped but I don't know if I'd say jack shit to the people who put it out on the airwaves and made fun of me all day for it. I'd shit all over the next day, fuck em'.

So now he is going to stand around in his shit pants and say be careful? Producer should have called maintenence stuck around and done that part.

This is the Score. They don't have maids waiting around for crisis situations like this. Cleaning Crew probably works overnight. Probably was gone by 5am. Hell, the cleaning crew isn't paid to clean up this either, by the way.

I think a warning is not to much to ask, at the very least. Or at least tell your producer to warn them if you have to leave. Once again, Mully sat in it.

Then I'd call Mitch and tell him to clean it up or ask for a raise.

Is there some sort of round the clock maintenance?

They always talk about how dirty their work environment is. Zimmerman isn't gonna pay for a cleaning crew on call.

I aggree, Justin Rhodes, God bless him, should get a bonus for coming to the rescue.

At the very least, Justin made a popular website. No name producer gets famous. Millions of people now know him for cleaning up Grobstein's shit. Way to go Justin.

no need to yell at you man, cuz you're gonna do your thing no matter what we think/say/do. it's not like there's already 2-3 threads on the subject or anything.... and even if there were this topic warrants all of the attention. not to mention as i read through the other thread/s i can't help but think "man, where's beardown and what's his take on all of this?"

ALLAH BE PRAISED; MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED! THE CLOUDS PARTED AND A DIVINE BEAM OF SUNLIGHT SHONE DOWN UPON ME AND THEN AND ONLY THEN WAS I PRIVY TO THE REQUISITE PERSPECTIVE OF THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND THAT IS CSFMB'S VERY OWN BEARDOWN WHEN IT COMES TO THE IMPORTANT MATTER OF LES "I SHAT MYSELF ON THE AIR" GROBSTEIN SHITTING HIMSELF ON THE AIR!

thank you for all that you do, beardown. also, thank you for saving me all of the otherwise-wasted-time of reading through other threads on a topic when all i need to know is contained within the beardown thread because, goddamn, people prattle on and on and babble and circlejerk and nothing gets accomplished.... but then you show up with ATTITUDE. BITE. SPORTS. BEARDOWN. and i leave the thread =) because honestly, no topic is properly addressed until beardown shows up to have a proper medium for his thoughts untainted by the exhibitionism of other posters who want to see their threads accrue #s.... there's a reason your threads get the reply-count/view-#s that others can only dream of: it's the a4mentioned ATTITUDE. BITE. SPORTS. BEARDOWN.

and i, for one, am a better person for having endeavored to read it all.

also, to stay on topic, LOL LES DONE SHIT HIMSELF HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOMFGWTFBBBQ MEDIA GUIDES ON EBAY FREE FOOD @ THE PRESSROOM BUFFET DIRTY CAR LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THE GUY LIVES SPORTS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA STILL PLENTY OF ROOM FOR THE 16TH ANNUAL POKER TOURNAMENT TO SUPPORT CHILDREN'S ONCOLOGY LOLOLOLOLOLOL LES IS WEIRD AND HE SMELLS.

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There you go. At least that. And at least a "Thank you" to Dustin Rhodes FOR CLEANING UP THE GROB-SHIT. You buy him lunch for a week for this. No. Weirdo less has taken the "I didn't do it" approach. I mean, c'mon. That is so childish. Like the kid caught in the cookie jar saying he's not taking a cookie.

So, if Les is gonna be like this, he should be ridiculed. If you look at the deadspin article, the picture of Les is him with a shit-faced grin. It's perfect.

Spaulding is putting in good work on this thread. I'm proud I gave her my support in CSFMB March Madness.

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ok spauldo, i'll buy that you've never tried weed..... but surely you've shit yourself, right? we've all done it at some point, and this isn't a cheeky attempt to be a technical bastard that all references the fact that we were babies at some point (that weren't raised by miryam "blossom" bialek cuz her kids are perfect, just like her arms are hairy. feminism: HOOOOOOO!!!!!!! </thundercats>)

i haven't full on shit myself, but i've had a couple'a "sharts" in my day (and if you can't decode the portmanteau that is a "shart" then you are a shitty person that i don't give a fart about) and i can tell you that the first thing you aim to do is separate the affected under/garments from the ass. you have to dry the crack otherwise you're only going to compound the problem which, well, compounds the problem.

personally, i can remember driving to the nearest big box store, which happened to be a walmart, and str8up telling the greeter to go fuck themselves as i darted to the men's dept and got a brand new pack of boxer briefs, bought them in under 3 minutes, then went into the bathroom and grabbed a wad of towels, wetting some, and cleaning off the affected area/s before popping on the new undies and throwing away the affected pair. like the blues brothers before me i was on a mission from god so i felt sorry for anyone who got in my way, traffic, pedestrians, or otherwise.... once you've got that unfresh feeling it's just some kind of catharsis to plow through anything in your path until you get your reprieve.

without reading beardown's deadspin article or any of the threads on les' shittery, i can only assume that this happened in the middle of a shift and therefore he was unable to just up and GTFO to get a new pair of underwear. idk how tight he and the legendary "kathy" are (as i assume she already must be some sort of a saint for putting up with les' first/true love: sports) but i'm assuming this happened late enough to where she was either passed out or it was impractical to bring in a replacement pair of underwear.... nor are there interns there who are able to find some 24hr place in the loop that would have such things (as a matter of fact, really, where would you go at 3:30am to find a new pair of boxer/s/-brief/s? does jewel carry them? are there 24hr targets/walmarts in the downtown area? i doubt it) so this would mean she would have to rush out from wherever she is and then find a way to park (i can picture doubleparking with flashing lights and an officer comes up to ticket her or the tow-truck arrives and she's like STAND BACK THIS IS OFFICIAL CBS RADIO BUSINESS WE HAVE A DEFCON 4 EMERGENCY ON AIR AS MY MAN LES GROBSTEIN HAS SHIT HIMSELF AND AM I HIS ONLY REPRIEVE!!!)

so TL;DR = les was on his own for this one, i reckon.

now if you lot are talking about shit/piss/shart running down his leg/s and leaving a mess for the janitor, this might just be so bad that he basically had to acknowledge it and live with it. i reckon there comes a point where it's bad enough to just say "it is what it is" and you let it go and remember that "the show must go on" because you just can't stick an intern on the air and expect him to carry the show.... you'd end up with adam berger live on the score live! or whatever..... so ever the consummate professional les had to man it up, figure that CBS has the $$$ to replace the affected upholstery / soiled-floors and just kind of own it..... and methinks that's what happened here, unless les has some weird proclivities where he's touchy about cleaning up his messes and he was a real dick to those who had to deal with hour/s old fecal matter?

yeah i mean without underwear and with a rigid commercial-lite break schedule your best bet is to run to the bathroom, throw out the underwear, soap and wash your ass / legs / pants (figuring all kinds of soapy water showing marks on the pants >>> actual shit staining) and then go commando for the rest of the show. i would have used lots of newspaper and lysol / febreze / etc. i also would be buying a new wheeled-chair (or whatever a CBS studio issue chair is) and getting the backup chair in place because after that moment that chair is now mine even if it costs $300.....but les is thrifty so maybe that never crossed his mind and that became the impetus of the problem/s here? i mean if he soiled the chair and then rinsed it off with water/soap and didnt even bring in a replacement chair leaving an unholy mess of stank for M&H (turnabout IS fair play, eh?) then yeah it's some sort of a party foul on les and at the very least he's gotta buy a new chair and wear the infamy for the rest of his days there....

but if he immediately ducked to the bathroom and ditched the underwair and overwashed his affected areas and made liberal use of newspapers and/or plastic bags and made sure a can of air freshener was procured / used and bought himself a new chair, then he's all good in my eyes.... what can do you do at that point? you can't just disappear mid-shift and say "grobber shit himself so i'm adam harris and welcome to score overnights live on the socre!" adam berger couldn't make it out there on 30min notice, not to mention that i doubt the score has 1-day contracts or anything.... so the key is immediately getting the fuck out of the affected area/s, ditching the underwear, overwashing the affected area/s, and if there's a chair being soiled congrats les it's your new chair.

anything short of that deserves your eternal ridicule and/or scorn.... and guessing by the furor here and the multiple threads going multiple changes and deadspin reporting on it, something tells me that les tried to go the el cheapo route and downplay everything figuring a fee wipes and a few sprays of febreze would cover it all.... and welp, if so then it's totally on him and i love you love your show les but i gotta join the masses in saying that shit happens (literally in your case) but when it does happen, you have to GTFO and get rid of the underwear and if it happened on a chair YOU HAVE TO BUY THE DAMN CHAIR AFTER YOU GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE STUDIO. period carriage return new paragraph.

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maybe the horse that rode in on Les did the deed??

Well at least I'm sure you didn't look then post.

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None of Les's co-workers like him. Cant blame them one bit.

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I assume no comment from Les last night?

He's needs to make a public statement if he's not gonna apologize.

To the contrary...Grimace shit himself last year and OWNED IT on the show. And Spaulding...I was more than happy to discuss my pissed in pants at the tailgate Vandy and I crashed in Tuscaloosa two years ago.

Sinaclypse.... stop with the fucking novels, dude. None of us have five minutes for each post. That is all.

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Why would they not like him?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Is there a chair store near the score studio? This stay and clean up scenario you guys want makes no sense.

If I were the producer I'd have moved the chair out of the studio but I'm not wiping stuff up.

Didn't you tell the woman to fuck off or did you wander around Tuscaloosa looking for a new chair? That's my point. You didn't stay and "help" which is what you said. Pee is not nearly as bad as poop.

If I were his co workers I would have come in the next day wearing a Haz Mat Suit.

Honestly, how can anyone handle going back into that studio without a full and professional remediation. You know the producer did not do a thorough job and there is fecal material all over the place. Then it dries and it becomes airborne. All of Les' co workers will be able to recount this story with a literal shit eating grin.

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I would not touch that chair ever again. It would need to be destroyed.

I would insist on a professional cleaning before I worked in that space. Go to non-stop loop of CBS Sports Minutes in the meantime.

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You know me like that.

Just called him Grimace on the air too.

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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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I heard that too. I think that's a first on the air.

I'll bet that goes over well.

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Im listening on the stream, not tune in. But I think it was right before the 930 update. They were talking about the taco bell breakfast and Mac said tune in on the video stream of the Score to see Grimace pound some taco bell breakfast

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul