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KDdidit

Post subject: Early April Fools jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:10 pm

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At least I'd hope it is. Got this email today from the Windy City Thunderbolts.

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The Frontier League of Professional Baseball announced today an industry leading rules change designed to speed the pace of baseball games and add to the excitement enjoyed by fans.

“We are Happy to announce the approval of this innovative decision by a 4/1 vote of our rules committee,” said League Commissioner Bill Lee. “While all of the owners in the league still need to confirm this amendment at the annual meeting in April, we’re confident we have the votes to take a leading role in putting Frontier League fans first in professional baseball.”

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Early April Fools jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:11 pm

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4/1 vote

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Early April Fools jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:13 pm

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Is that "Spaceman" Bill Lee?

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: Early April Fools jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:15 pm

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All "April fools" bs is stupid. Not a "prank" fan...

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Early April Fools jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:20 pm

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Charlie Finley tried starting every count at 1-1 in spring training one year. I don't remember if that was the same year as neon orange balls for night games.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Early April Fools jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:23 pm

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I bet BRick was the dissenting vote.

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