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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:57 pm 
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I don't get the significance of red pants.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:59 pm 
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This is all rather fanboyish, even for WSOX.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:08 pm 
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Someone needs to tell Terry the half comb over type thing is crap and to shave his head. As for Bernsie he is like half hobbit half troll no pun intended.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:10 pm 
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Someone needs to tell Terry the half comb over type thing is crap and to shave his head. As for Bernsie he is like half hobbit half troll no pun intended.


His head is almost as long as his torso.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:35 pm 
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Here's a fun thought experiment: picture Dan's reaction if literally any other media personality in America had dressed like that on Opening Day.

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Bernstein has a massive head and abnormally long arms. His hands are also too big for his height.


He is built like Jerry Stiller.

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Chus wrote:
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Bernstein has a massive head and abnormally long arms. His hands are also too big for his height.


He is built like Jerry Stiller.


He looks like the type of guy who is usually at the playground, escorted by his 80 year old mother.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:42 pm 
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He's kind of built like this guy

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Not sure if the t-shirt idea is Nike or the genius Sox marketing department but it's terrible nonetheless! :lol:


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Terry's picture makes me kind of sad. He looks enfeebled.

Dan's picture makes me laugh. He has a head like a cinder block perched atop the body of a child. When you see him, and think about the things he says, it makes it easy to believe that he's a guy with a sizable inferiority complex who goes to great lengths to try and intellectualize sports in a way that allows him to, in his mind, defeat those physically superior to him.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:52 pm 
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Chus wrote:
Powerhouse233 wrote:
Bernstein has a massive head and abnormally long arms. His hands are also too big for his height.


He is built like Jerry Stiller.

I think those might be Estelle Harris' pants he's wearing.


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Dan is very small in many ways. As I am in Pittsburgh and just joking I can say this... I do not think with the way Dan acts and goes with the "are you threatening me" or alert the authorities" he realizes something. Any pissed of big guy can walk into that remote break his face in one shot and be out of there before anyone even knew what the hell happened.

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I don't see how he could possibly be 5'8.5

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That might be the funniest picture I have ever seen on here.

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conns7901 wrote:
I don't see how he could possibly be 5'8.5


Look how much Terry is slouching and yet he still absolutely towers over Bernsie.


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If he's 5'8.5", then Terry must be 6'6".


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Terry was about 6' 5" though or 4" before age got him.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:00 pm 
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Terry was about 6' 5" though or 4" before age got him.


He just has shit posture. I doubt he's shrunk that much at only 63/64 years of age.


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Ok it took me a second, but I finally realized my favorite part of this picture. Terry looks incredibly embarrassed and knows how stupid they look. Dan looks like he thinks this is going to be an AWESOME picture. That's the kind of smile freshman/sophomore guys have in their homecoming pictures when they think they're gonna get laid that night.

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i think the score should hire a serial rapist to replace dan bernstein. better radio is better radio.

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some kind of lens distortion going on in that picture. looks like a carnival mirror. :lol:

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Tad Queasy wrote:
Terry's picture makes me kind of sad. He looks enfeebled.

Dan's picture makes me laugh. He has a head like a cinder block perched atop the body of a child. When you see him, and think about the things he says, it makes it easy to believe that he's a guy with a sizable inferiority complex who goes to great lengths to try and intellectualize sports in a way that allows him to, in his mind, defeat those physically superior to him.


And Dan's socks don't match!


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Not even a hint of a paunch on a 40+ year old Dan Bernstein. Are we sure he's not burrito?

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I think he is asexual.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:01 pm 
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Did someone just type something? The count went up but I cannot see it?

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leashyourkids wrote:
Terry looks like the guy who used to wander into my grandma's room at her nursing home.

Dan looks like the younger guy who used to wander into my grandma's room at the nursing home.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dan looks like the handicapped kid from The Middle

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In the words of Terry, "Eeeeee eeeeeee"

Terry looks 80. Dan looks 60.

In all the pics I've seen of Terry, he never has the ability to look into the camera. It's amazing.

By the way, have often heard Dan say he doesn't like wearing a watch. Doesn't like the feel of it on his wrist. He's wearing a watch.


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Watch either sponsored or a gift from one of wife's clients.

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By the way, have often heard Dan say he doesn't like wearing a watch. Doesn't like the feel of it on his wrist. He's wearing a watch.


WYC?

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