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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:29 pm

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"Good news makes the compass point north."

The underrated Mystery, Alaska

New one:

"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure. Are we black?"
"Yes, we are."
"Then we're awake, but very puzzled."

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:38 pm

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One of my fav's:

"Why do you put up with that grief, man? If my girl tried to pull that with me, I'd flip her over and give her a good ass fucking."

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WestmontMike

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:38 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

"one dog is looking this way the other that way and this guy is like, what do ya want from me."

Goodfellas ... too popular of a movie to quote

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W_Z

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:57 pm

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for some reason right now i love it when NSJ and westmont mike post right after each other..

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:01 pm

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W_Z wrote:

for some reason right now i love it when NSJ and westmont mike post right after each other..

"...like when we used to climb the rope in gym class".

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:04 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

W_Z wrote:

for some reason right now i love it when NSJ and westmont mike post right after each other..

"...like when we used to climb the rope in gym class".

Wayne's World

any takers on this one?

"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure. Are we black?"
"Yes, we are."
"Then we're awake, but very puzzled."

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:04 pm

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Bulldog Scott wrote:

"Are we awake?"
"We're not sure. Are we black?"
"Yes, we are."
"Then we're awake, but very puzzled."

Blazing Saddles

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W_Z

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:41 pm

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how about this one...

"We don't ride with vampires."

"Fine. Stay here."

"We do now."

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WestmontMike

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:52 pm

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W_Z wrote:

how about this one...

"We don't ride with vampires."

"Fine. Stay here."

"We do now."

Lost Boys

big vampire movie fan

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W_Z

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:02 pm

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WestmontMike wrote:

big vampire movie fan

did you ever see "vamp"?

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WestmontMike

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:26 pm

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W_Z wrote:

WestmontMike wrote:

big vampire movie fan

did you ever see "vamp"?

No. But from the "

", I'm guessing theres some nudity... if so, I will have a review of the movie shortly & thank you

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W_Z

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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:42 pm

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WestmontMike wrote:

No. But from the "

", I'm guessing theres some nudity... if so, I will have a review of the movie shortly & thank you

haha, um, actually i think there is some 80's style nudity in it (cheese!) but...it's a really horrendous (but hilarious) movie starring grace jones, and there's a bit part with sandy baron, the guy who played jack klompus for "seinfeld" fans out there.

it's one of those bad movies that's fun to watch. i mean, if you enjoy watching bad movies. which i do.

but i thought i'd warn you before you go rent it then say "HEY W_Z WTF!?!"

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The Original Kid Cairo

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"Reality isn't 'Father Knows Best' anymore. It's a kick to the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe-gripped Kodiak work boot. And a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed. Cosmetic surgery."

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W_Z

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oo..."cable guy".

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WestmontMike

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"You know what wakes me up in the middle of the night covered in a cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any worse than anyone else in your whole screwed up generation. In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the top is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even know the fucking difference. "

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:28 am

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WestmontMike wrote:

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:31 pm

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"Son, I know we never talked about this. I always assumed you had sex with your bathers. I know I do."

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tmurf423

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Bulldog Scott wrote:

"Son, I know we never talked about this. I always assumed you had sex with your bathers. I know I do."

Coming to America! The royal penis is clean your heiness.

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tmurf423

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:35 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

"Or maybe I'll climb the electric pole and take a hot steamy piss on the wires, look I'm not here to twist your niblits."

Nobody on this one?

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Bulldog Scott

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tmurf423 wrote:

"Or maybe I'll climb the electric pole and take a hot steamy piss on the wires, look I'm not here to twist your niblits."

Nobody on this one?

Not sure.

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Chus

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You guys wanna play two on two?
I hope you douchebags brought your A-game.
What?
I'm just messin' with ya, Sasquatch.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:33 pm

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Chus wrote:

You guys wanna play two on two?
I hope you douchebags brought your A-game.
What?
I'm just messin' with ya, Sasquatch.

Along Came Polly?

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buryman

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:36 pm

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Bulldog Scott wrote:

tmurf423 wrote:

"Or maybe I'll climb the electric pole and take a hot steamy piss on the wires, look I'm not here to twist your niblits."

Nobody on this one?

Not sure.

Sounds like something Vince Vaughn would say, say it really fast out loud. Am i close?

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A7X

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:39 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

"Or maybe I'll climb the electric pole and take a hot steamy piss on the wires, look I'm not here to twist your niblits."

Nobody on this one?

Me, Myself & Irene

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tmurf423

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buryman wrote:

Bulldog Scott wrote:

tmurf423 wrote:

"Or maybe I'll climb the electric pole and take a hot steamy piss on the wires, look I'm not here to twist your niblits."

Nobody on this one?

Not sure.

Sounds like something Vince Vaughn would say, say it really fast out loud. Am i close?

Very funny but no. Another line: Did you see a wallet on the dashboard?

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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"Spare me this mockery of justice"

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tmurf423

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A7X wrote:

tmurf423 wrote:

"Or maybe I'll climb the electric pole and take a hot steamy piss on the wires, look I'm not here to twist your niblits."

Nobody on this one?

Me, Myself & Irene

Ding, Ding!

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A7X

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:10 pm

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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

"Spare me this mockery of justice"

The Transformers?

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:11 pm

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A7X wrote:

Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:

"Spare me this mockery of justice"

The Transformers?

Dingdingdingdingding!

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A7X

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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:13 pm

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"Fate sucks. I swear."

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