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jimmypasta
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:46 pm 
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Hi,
About a few weeks ago,I found out I lost my job after 22 years. my wife had me go.
visit. my doctors
On March 21,while driving home,i had a massive heart attack and died. The guy behind e sprung into action,pulled me from my car and began CPR along with a Nurse whoo lives in the building my car stopped in front. a few minutes later,an off duty CFDP pulled up & paddled me back to life. I'm currently in the hospital recovering from a quad bypass. I cheated death. Those who saved me will be invited next month to my daughters wedding. How was your week? BTW,check out my avatar that I switched out a few weeks ago. Take care of yourselves . Try a cottage Cheese once in awhile. :lol:

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jimmypasta wrote:
Hi,
About a few weeks ago,I found out I lost my job after 22 years. my wife had me go.
visit. my doctors
On March 21,while driving home,i had a massive heart attack and died. The guy behind e sprung into action,pulled me from my car and began CPR along with a Nurse whoo lives in the building my car stopped in front. a few minutes later,an off duty CFDP pulled up & paddled me back to life. I'm currently in the hospital recovering from a quad bypass. I cheated death. Those who saved me will be invited next month to my daughters wedding. How was your week? BTW,check out my avatar that I switched out a few weeks ago. Take care of yourselves . Try a cottage Cheese once in awhile. :lol:

jimmy is this a fucking put on or are you serious?

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jimmypasta
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i'm an attention whore,but may God Strike me down if I'm lying.

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Holy shit man. Thats a pretty awesome story. Umm, welcome back I guess ?? :lol: :lol: quad bypass? any warning signs? besides the heart attack I mean?

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Guess the devil doesn't realize ya gotta get up pretty early to take out old jimmy. Get well soon pal.

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Guess the devil doesn't realize ya gotta get up pretty early to take out old jimmy. Get well soon pal.

Or he reads the board and doesn't want him there so he foisted him back on us.

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all the best Jimmy. You're a good guy.

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badrogue17
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Do yourself a favor and don't read any of the board march Madness threads. It won't help your recovery at all.

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Glad you're a tough SOB pasta. For God sakes, don't watch the Cubs! No one wants you to have to go through that again!

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Might wanna gtfo of that hospital before they kill you too. They're the third leading cause of death!

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Glad you made it. Those neighbors are something else. Big time heroes!
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What kind of crazy fucker laughs off a near-death experience? You are one of a kind, Pasta.

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leashyourkids wrote:
What kind of crazy fucker laughs off a near-death experience? You are one of a kind, Pasta.

What kind of crazy fucker bothers with this board after something like that happens?
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Fuck these guys with their thoughts and prayers, jimmy. Where should I send the money?

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Peoria Matt
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Wow.

Welcome back, Jimmy.....literally.

You want to help your health out? Don't turn the fucking Cubs game on.
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That's great fucking news. Glad to hear you kicked the shit out of the Grim Reaper. Take care of yourself. God was with you that day.

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Peoria Matt wrote:
Wow.

Welcome back, Jimmy.....literally.

You want to help your health out? Don't turn the fucking Cubs game on.

If the worst did happen Id fully expect an RIP thread about it from you in about 5 years , Matty :wink:

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Good to hear you're OK, Jim. Thank god you're old enough for Medicaid, so Obama has to pay for all of this.
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Damn jimmy. Glad you're doing better.

Did you make any "I'll be dead before the Cubs win a World Series type proclamations? Maybe this is the year.

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Hey there James,
You are one lucky s.o.b.
I am happy you were able to pull through.
I had a triple bypasstwo years ago, so you've got me beat.
How old are you?
All I could think of while laying in the hospital was that I had to make it for my daughter's upcoming wedding.
Eerily similar, no?
Btw, I'm 100% Italian too.
Good luck!

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Holy hell Jimmy, glad you are ok! :shock:

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Send him money you moron!!!
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Whoda thought jimmy would mimic Steven Seagal's movie career.

First he was

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