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Zizou

Post subject: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:05 pm

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Always loathed these dudes. Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity. Might give a dispensation for something like a Masonic ring.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:12 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Always loathed these dudes. Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity. Might give a dispensation for something like a Masonic ring.

Whew. I still wear my James Mason fan club ring proudly.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:14 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Always loathed these dudes. Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity. Might give a dispensation for something like a Masonic ring.

Tired of guys wearing keepaways, huh?

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Chus

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:17 pm

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Are cock rings acceptable?

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:22 pm

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my grandfather killed a German in North Africa. took his ring for some reason, not really sure. I wear it once in a while.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:25 pm

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Chus wrote:

Are cock rings acceptable?

ANY COCK'LL DOOOOOOOOOOO

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:26 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

my grandfather killed a German in North Africa. took his ring for some reason, not really sure.

Probably just to get an erection.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:32 pm

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:34 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

my grandfather killed a German in North Africa. took his ring for some reason, not really sure. I wear it once in a while.

I'll allow this. Trophies taken from a corpse you killed are acceptable.

You guys know the exact type of douche I am talking about. Mostly see these on the thumb, like the guy from tonight.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:37 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

my grandfather killed a German in North Africa. took his ring for some reason, not really sure. I wear it once in a while.

I'll allow this. Trophies taken from a corpse you killed are acceptable.

You guys know the exact type of douche I am talking about. Mostly see these on the thumb, like the guy from tonight.

This is CSFMb, there are no exceptions, you make a statement and you are held to absolute accountability.

ditka will see you now!

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:41 pm

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I wear a wedding ring and it means nothing if it makes you feel any better?

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RFDC

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:43 pm

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Pinky rings on men are horrible as well.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:49 pm

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This thread needs a MJJ appearance

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spmack

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:52 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:03 pm

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:22 pm

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:44 am

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Zizou wrote:

Always loathed these dudes. Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity. Might give a dispensation for something like a Masonic ring.

Is there any way to maintain a shred of dignity while standing behind someone at an outdoor movie vending machine?

Doesn't seem very 2014ish

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:50 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Zizou wrote:

Always loathed these dudes. Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity. Might give a dispensation for something like a Masonic ring.

Is there any way to maintain a shred of dignity while standing behind someone at an outdoor movie vending machine?

Sportcoat.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:51 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Zizou wrote:

Always loathed these dudes. Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity. Might give a dispensation for something like a Masonic ring.

Is there any way to maintain a shred of dignity while standing behind someone at an outdoor movie vending machine?

Sportcoat.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:36 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Zizou wrote:

Always loathed these dudes. Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity. Might give a dispensation for something like a Masonic ring.

Is there any way to maintain a shred of dignity while standing behind someone at an outdoor movie vending machine?

Doesn't seem very 2014ish

I go to them just to bring back vague memories of what video rental stores were like. Then I weep and yell at people for not rewinding.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:49 pm

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Aren't guys that wear thumb rings showing gay? I thought that's what that was

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:04 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Aren't guys that wear thumb rings showing gay? I thought that's what that was

That would explain a lot about one of my co-workers.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:45 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity.

I don't understand the point in Redbox. Every movie they have you can download/stream off the internet.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Any man wearing a ring that isn't a wedding band

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:53 pm

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

Zizou wrote:

Just had one of these prissy little tits holding up the Redbox for an eternity.

I don't understand the point in Redbox. Every movie they have you can download/stream off the internet.

Nostalgia

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