Anybody hear the one where we are suppose to tell old people to practice safe sex?

The commercials for Green T lawn/landscaping services are quite awful.

The ones for Pick 'n Pull junkyard with one guy reading the copy and another guy shouting every other word of it is even worse. Why on earth do they think people will NOT change the station when that comes on?

OH MY GOD SHE EVEN SAYS "UPSIZING" AND "NEW BABY" IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SPOT. Make this guy the clubhouse leader for Oblivious Male Dipshit In A Radio Commercial.

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Yup. I tried explaining this commercial to my Wife & she didn't believe me. Then the other day while in the car with her they played it. Hard to believe there is a big outbreak of AIDS in retirement homes, but who knows.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

after the first 1500 times, that really started to get annoying.

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It is an issue. With no chance of getting pregnant and Viagra/Cialis, its creampie central at the old folks home...

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I hope that Poogie guy gets ass-fucked to death by a horse.

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I need some help with this Farm and Fleet Commercial.
The lyrics are hard to understand...

It's our pride in the red white and blue, its like a [what] that always comes shining thru!

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It's our commitment that always comes shinin' through.

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Thanks.

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I had that problem too. It sounds like he's singing "it's like a ???? that always comes shining through." But no, just a bizarre pronunciation of "our" and "commitment."



I'd literally rather be straight-up murdered than listen to that commercial with the girl who just got back from her vacation in Florida. The second I hear her voice, I stop whatever I'm doing and shut the radio off. If that came on while I was driving, and the buttons on my radio somehow didn't work, I'd literally swerve into oncoming traffic.

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People use "literally" far too often when it's anything but literal. However, I have no doubt that Matt would literally swerve into oncoming traffic. I would do the same for the raspy Caller Bob.

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Here's another literally for ya: they play that fucking ad literally every break on the stream.

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"I'm supposed to be playing you a commercial for Comcast Business, but I'm on a slow DSL line from the phone company..."

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I hope fleas crawl up that guy's cockhole and bite his urethra.

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The Sunrise Chevrolet spot featuring a black hawk player stumbling through a short read while random hockey noises play in the background could probably be used as evidence by the nhl players union whenever they think the time is right to engage in litigation concerning brain damage/CTE with the nhl/owners. How did anyone involved with the production of that not immediately insist on doing another take?

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fock this club. I should manayer.

"It's sooooo flippppin' fast......"


ghost pepper menses for her

ive seen 2 commericals over and over for some Windows phone and both the woman business owner (omg a woman owns a business !!!!) and the guy skier have to be the worst actors on the face of the planet
nothing they say comes across even remotely convincing, sounds like they're straight up reading off a teleprompter and no one wants that POS phone anyways

The latest commercial for NuMale Medical Center irritates me. The guy has a very folksy, conversational tone but clearly sounds like a professional voice guy, and I think he might have been "Larry in Las Vegas" or something like that in a different commercial for a similar product. You know, just a regular guy and certainly not a paid commercial endorser* who called in to give an honest, unsolicited opinion about how wonderfully the product works.

*Disclaimer: Larry is, in fact, a paid commercial endorser.

David Schuster apparently cannot say the word "every" without it sounding like "evvey." Heard that impediment again on his latest Rogaine commercial.

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What bothers me about, and look, I get that it's called the NuMale Medical Center, but the phrase "they made a new male out of me!" sounds fucking ridiculous.

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FROM THE NORTH SHORE DOWN TO THE BEAN
FROM O'HARE TO THE LAKE
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SCENE

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There is no "the phone company" anymore. Comcast is probably in as many, if not more homes than "the phone company"...

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I just heard a commercial on 87.7 for an energy drink called Up Your Gas.

Great name, guys.

I'm just gonna say, if after reading something like that I quietly nod to myself, thinking "well, that ... that's a something" ... all I mean is you may need to consider help ... and that's coming from me.

Speaking of needing help ...



That reminded me of an amusing anecdote ... so there's this guy, he's practically ear-deep eating his favorite girl out, and all the sudden he stops as his tongue has stumbled upon quite the cache of horse cum, when it suddenly occurs to him, 'Oh, so THAT's how you died, nana'.

It's time for my nap now.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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I'm going to be honest. When I thought that one up, I was so, so proud. Sure, I could wish that he got terminal ass-cancer and his family died of bubonic plague just before he died in the cancer ward, but that one was so much more original.

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And you only live once the next time you say YOLO.


FUcking shoot me.

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the worst part of watching any sports playoffs is the unrelenting assault of the same 5-10 commercials

the NBA playoffs have:
-the Windows phone commercial with the bitch peeling avocados or some shit that i want to stab in the eye with a pitchfork. "i'm the boss"

-the Mt. Dew commercial with "i got no beef with repetition song". awful

-the horribly unfunny Chris Paul St. Farm assist commercials