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Crystal Lake Hoffy
 Post subject: Person at 867-5309
PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:58 pm 
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Dude, stop calling me. There is no one named Jenny here. Fuck.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:02 pm 
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Isn't he a Beardown mult?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:13 pm 
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Someday, we will find out that most of the people on this board were really Beardown mults.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:15 pm 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Someday, we will find out that most of the people on this board were really Beardown mults.

1. Tall Midget
2. IkeSouth
3. bosco
4.
5.

Who else?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:16 pm 
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spanky wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Someday, we will find out that most of the people on this board were really Beardown mults.

1. Tall Midget
2. IkeSouth
3. bosco
4.
5.

Who else?


I may be a Beardown mult and not even know it. Panther?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
spanky wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Someday, we will find out that most of the people on this board were really Beardown mults.

1. Tall Midget
2. IkeSouth
3. bosco
4.
5.

Who else?


I may be a Beardown mult and not even know it. Panther?

:lol:

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Dude, stop calling me. There is no one named Jenny here. Fuck.

Is Shaniqua there?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:21 am 
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Shaniqua: [talking on the phone] Mr. Ryan, your father has been to the clinic three times in the last month. He's been treated for a urinary tract infection that is by no means an emergency. Now, if you have any more questions about your HMO plan, why don't you make an appointment to come in between ten and four, Monday through Friday.

Officer Ryan: What does my father do about sleeping tonight?

Shaniqua: I don't know. I'm not a Doctor.

Officer Ryan: I wanna talk to your supervisor...

Shaniqua: I am my supervisor!

Officer Ryan: Yeah, what's your name?

Shaniqua: Shaniqua Johnson.

Officer Ryan: Shaniqua. Big fucking surprise that is!

Shaniqua: Oh!

[Shaniqua hangs up]

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Can always tell when CL Hoffy has either had a few or didnt take his meds.

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Agreed. His posts suck.

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Hank Scorpio
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:59 am 
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I know this was a poor attempt at a parody thread but why would the person calling from 867-5309 be looking for Jenny. Jenny's number was 867-5309... She wouldnt be calling herself :?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I know this was a poor attempt at a parody thread but why would the person calling from 867-5309 be looking for Jenny. Jenny's number was 867-5309... She wouldnt be calling herself :?


:shock:

...or would she?!?!?!



Wait....she would not. You're absolutely right.



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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I know this was a poor attempt at a parody thread but why would the person calling from 867-5309 be looking for Jenny. Jenny's number was 867-5309... She wouldnt be calling herself :?

She would if she were a Beardown mult.

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Frank Coztansa
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No. Every female associated with Beardown would call 911. Even his female mults.

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