If he's near .300 by the Allstar break, keep him.

Tonight 2-3, 2 HR. Season .308/.391/.744 4 HR, 13 RBI

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Shit. He might hit 30 home runs this month!

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hey Jorr.... 26 to go and we win.

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Lol same posting time.

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Kids' a fucking moose. Like JORR said, he'll hit 30 on accident.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Won't be long until one of the hipster breweries names a beer after him.

This is why the Sox marketing are dipshits. I'd have that idea in the pipeline already.

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You win nothing. Just remember this the next time you want to rip a Cub fan for being optimisitic.

You both agreed a guy with 0 homeruns in MLB would accidentally hit 30



Abreu is awesome though

To be fair I think Baez eventually will also hit 30 by accident. I prefer to crap on the Rizzo love.

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I like the cut of your jib, Mike


I predicted 35 for Abreu before it was cool

Rizzo will win the triple crown in 2016.
Baez comes 2nd in each category.

C J Edwards wins 10 straight Cy Young.

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HOF.

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They may rename it, the Hall of Abreu

Damn that Kenny Williams. What a horrible evaluator of talent.

In reality, I don't usually even hate Cub players much. I really get more irritated by the endless talk of every prospect for the last 25 years being on the way to the hall of fame before their rookie year even ends. Actually, the fans here don't do it much but the fucking media especially Bernsie in this vein lately really frosts my ass.

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Do you really consider that the same as saying a guy who is obviously going to hit 30 home runs will hit 30 home runs?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

sox luck with his oafish footwork somebody will stomp on his ankle at first and break it.

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This is a great idea FF

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Thanks. I owe all the credit to you.

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Adam Dunn vibe

yeah, except the Dunn-O-Meter was designed to measure the level of suck

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Keep it up to date at least

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I will. I'll update it after today's game, regardless of if he hits 3 bombs or rocks a golden sombrero.

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Updated: 13 games

.255/.361/.588, 4 HR, 14 RBI

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Soon he will have numbers as good as Rizzo

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I thought you learned by now not to evaluate a player by BA.

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Can I evaluate by on-base?

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Sure. Hopefully both guys, and Castro, start having as good of a season as Adam Dunn.

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I was surprised when I saw Dunn's stats when I just looked. Like we finally got what we paid for (so far). Trade him tomorrow.

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Was there any other meters before the Shawon-o-Meter?

ME: "Hey, Shawon can I get you to sign this ball"
SHAWON 'My name's shawn"
SMART ASS BUDDY "Keep hitting .182 and nobody is gonna give a fuck what your name is"

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