Careful. If you don't join in it could be considered "judging".

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Hmm. I'm surprised at how hurt you are by this whole thing.

Hmm. I'm surprised at how hurt you are by this whole thing. You really didn't handle this well. I hope you can get over this and start feeling healthier soon.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Butterflies and candles?

Butterflies and candles?

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

Ivan pretty much ruins every thread in which he posts. His prissy little attention-whoring histrionics are played out.

Nomination denied. Even with a severed penis and the injuries from the fall he's probably still tougher than Andre Johnson, the football player of the same name who's made of glass.

Let's not get started Tad.

Ivan pretty much ruins every thread in which he posts. His prissy little attention-whoring histrionics are played out.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Hmmm...not sure what you're talking about, champ.

But, hey, I hope you enjoyed your lunch today and hope you have a groovy afternoon.

That's what I thought.

Decent lunch. Always groovy...thanks for the well wishes.

Is that what play you were running? Word. Again I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings enough for you to follow the playbook of spilling over your snide comments to another thread and all. I'll do my best to avoid disturbing you with the sections I choose to post stories of men cutting off their own penis.

I gotta hand it to you, KI, you have the "IM A VICTIM" act down to a fuckin' science.

You flip it on like a switch.

Poor KI, always getting picked on.

You're better than I remember you...

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I gotta hand it to you, KI, you have the "IM A VICTIM" act down to a fuckin' science.

You flip it on like a switch.

Does cutting your peepee off classify you as mentally ill?

I gotta hand it to you, KI, you have the "IM A VICTIM" act down to a fuckin' science.

You flip it on like a switch.

Where's the victim act. I suggested that Tad may want to keep it civil. He did. The end...

Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson, the formerly Wu-Tang-affiliated rapper now best known for severing his own penis and then jumping off a balcony, has finally spoken out about what drove his bizarre behavior last month.


Johnson told TMZ he was extremely depressed and alone that night, with restraining orders preventing him from seeing his two daughters and a third child on the way. He started smoking weed and reading books about monks and vasectomies, and somehow became inspired to try the DIY at-home version for himself.

Obviously, it didn't go according to plan. There is some good news, though: Despite earlier reports that surgeons would be unable to reattach Johnson's penis, plastic surgeons were able to restore it with "full functionality."

Except for that whole "being able to have more kids" thing. So, although the means were completely insane, he achieved the end he was looking for.

As for his relationship with the Wu-Tang Clan, who distanced themselves from him after the incident, Johnson claims he's still part of the Wu family. He actually went even further, telling TMZ, "I am the fucking Wu Tang."


He's not, but who wants to argue with a guy who's willing to take a knife to his own dick?

Johnson told TMZ he was extremely depressed and alone that night, with restraining orders preventing him from seeing his two daughters and a third child on the way. He started smoking weed and reading books about monks and vasectomies, and somehow became inspired to try the DIY at-home version for himself.