Frank Coztansa wrote:
I don't know why the troughs get made fun of so much. While its not pretty, it is clearly the most efficient way to let as many drunk people as possible pee at the same time, and thus should keep the lines moving.
Keep the troughs, put small 12-16" HDTVs every 4' or 5' so people can watch the game still. At Sox games, they have the radio feed in the restrooms. I don't remember if they do that at Wrigley or not.
Protocol at a Sox game is to walk all the way into the men's room and pick a line behind a urinal. (I usually try to get behind younger guys if possible. Old guys have to piss a lot and sometimes make strange noises when they do.) But I've noticed a couple things lately. Sometimes some asshole will stop immediately inside the door and try to wait for the first urinal that becomes available. People, being the fucking sheep that they are, will simply line up behind him causing the line to spill out onto the concourse. Anyone with half a brain can see that this is a ridiculous system that will cause a line almost as long as the one for kids running the bases on a busy night. I usually push my way past the idiots that line up that way. Sometimes I have to deal with their whiny complaints. But in this case, I consider myself the Roman who has to teach these motherfuckers how we do it in Rome.
The second thing is that it seems more and more men are becoming pee shy and choose to wait for a stall instead of pissing at a urinal. I really don't care where anyone else pisses, but I see this trend as more evidence of the Pussification of America. A man should be able to piss anywhere upon command. I mean, what do these guys do when they show up at their kinky girlfriend's house and find her putting on the rubber sheets? Anyway, this is a particular problem at U.S. Cellular Field where the stalls are right in front of the door. These private pissers wreak more havoc with the lines. They should probably reverse the exits and entrances on those 100 level men's rooms.
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