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What are you bring Wrigley for her Birthday? I am thinking about some urinal cakes.

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Haven't dropped a deuce since Sunday. Leaving it all on the field.


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Hussra wrote:
Haven't dropped a deuce since Sunday. Leaving it all on the field.


I think Jerrys run on the field law only pertains to you stepping on the actual field.

Now if you can "dive bomb" with any accuracy, you would dethrone the Laguis!

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A return visit by the Dave Matthews Band, or Jimmy Buffett maybe.

Or a stirring newfangled video performance by the late Guy Lombardo & his Royal Canadians?

Arthur Fiedler & the Boston Pops by digital imaging?

Enrico Palazzo?

A win?

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2 in a row!

Bring out the Brooms for Wed!

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I don't know why the troughs get made fun of so much. While its not pretty, it is clearly the most efficient way to let as many drunk people as possible pee at the same time, and thus should keep the lines moving.

Keep the troughs, put small 12-16" HDTVs every 4' or 5' so people can watch the game still. At Sox games, they have the radio feed in the restrooms. I don't remember if they do that at Wrigley or not.

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I don't know why the troughs get made fun of so much. While its not pretty, it is clearly the most efficient way to let as many drunk people as possible pee at the same time, and thus should keep the lines moving.

Yup.

The worst thing about going to sporting events is waiting in line to piss. Never have much of a problem at Wrigley.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I don't know why the troughs get made fun of so much. While its not pretty, it is clearly the most efficient way to let as many drunk people as possible pee at the same time, and thus should keep the lines moving.

Yup.

The worst thing about going to sporting events is waiting in line to piss. Never have much of a problem at Wrigley.


Not much of a problem at the Cell these days either...


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Hussra wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I don't know why the troughs get made fun of so much. While its not pretty, it is clearly the most efficient way to let as many drunk people as possible pee at the same time, and thus should keep the lines moving.

Yup.

The worst thing about going to sporting events is waiting in line to piss. Never have much of a problem at Wrigley.


Not much of a problem at the Cell these days either...

Too fucking easy, but I lol'd... :lol:


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Those are the same Arches in the background that Josh Gibson used to hit 600 ft homeruns through!

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I don't know why the troughs get made fun of so much. While its not pretty, it is clearly the most efficient way to let as many drunk people as possible pee at the same time, and thus should keep the lines moving.

Keep the troughs, put small 12-16" HDTVs every 4' or 5' so people can watch the game still. At Sox games, they have the radio feed in the restrooms. I don't remember if they do that at Wrigley or not.


Protocol at a Sox game is to walk all the way into the men's room and pick a line behind a urinal. (I usually try to get behind younger guys if possible. Old guys have to piss a lot and sometimes make strange noises when they do.) But I've noticed a couple things lately. Sometimes some asshole will stop immediately inside the door and try to wait for the first urinal that becomes available. People, being the fucking sheep that they are, will simply line up behind him causing the line to spill out onto the concourse. Anyone with half a brain can see that this is a ridiculous system that will cause a line almost as long as the one for kids running the bases on a busy night. I usually push my way past the idiots that line up that way. Sometimes I have to deal with their whiny complaints. But in this case, I consider myself the Roman who has to teach these motherfuckers how we do it in Rome.

The second thing is that it seems more and more men are becoming pee shy and choose to wait for a stall instead of pissing at a urinal. I really don't care where anyone else pisses, but I see this trend as more evidence of the Pussification of America. A man should be able to piss anywhere upon command. I mean, what do these guys do when they show up at their kinky girlfriend's house and find her putting on the rubber sheets? Anyway, this is a particular problem at U.S. Cellular Field where the stalls are right in front of the door. These private pissers wreak more havoc with the lines. They should probably reverse the exits and entrances on those 100 level men's rooms.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I don't know why the troughs get made fun of so much. While its not pretty, it is clearly the most efficient way to let as many drunk people as possible pee at the same time, and thus should keep the lines moving.

Keep the troughs, put small 12-16" HDTVs every 4' or 5' so people can watch the game still. At Sox games, they have the radio feed in the restrooms. I don't remember if they do that at Wrigley or not.


Protocol at a Sox game is to walk all the way into the men's room and pick a line behind a urinal. (I usually try to get behind younger guys if possible. Old guys have to piss a lot and sometimes make strange noises when they do.) But I've noticed a couple things lately. Sometimes some asshole will stop immediately inside the door and try to wait for the first urinal that becomes available. People, being the fucking sheep that they are, will simply line up behind him causing the line to spill out onto the concourse. Anyone with half a brain can see that this is a ridiculous system that will cause a line almost as long as the one for kids running the bases on a busy night. I usually push my way past the idiots that line up that way. Sometimes I have to deal with their whiny complaints. But in this case, I consider myself the Roman who has to teach these motherfuckers how we do it in Rome.

The second thing is that it seems more and more men are becoming pee shy and choose to wait for a stall instead of pissing at a urinal. I really don't care where anyone else pisses, but I see this trend as more evidence of the Pussification of America. A man should be able to piss anywhere upon command. I mean, what do these guys do when they show up at their kinky girlfriend's house and find her putting on the rubber sheets? Anyway, this is a particular problem at U.S. Cellular Field where the stalls are right in front of the door. These private pissers wreak more havoc with the lines. They should probably reverse the exits and entrances on those 100 level men's rooms.


Agree 100% with all of it. Pissing is an efficient experience. Some of these guys act like they need candles and some music.

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I hope there is an usher outside the pisser checking tickets on the way in.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
The second thing is that it seems more and more men are becoming pee shy and choose to wait for a stall instead of pissing at a urinal. I really don't care where anyone else pisses, but I see this trend as more evidence of the Pussification of America. A man should be able to piss anywhere upon command. I mean, what do these guys do when they show up at their kinky girlfriend's house and find her putting on the rubber sheets? Anyway, this is a particular problem at U.S. Cellular Field where the stalls are right in front of the door. These private pissers wreak more havoc with the lines. They should probably reverse the exits and entrances on those 100 level men's rooms.

I'd love to have an explanation for it, but sometimes I just can't piss in front or a crowd...doesn't matter how many people either...I've had awkward scenarios at work where my manager is getting out of the shitter right as I'm lining up in front of the urinal and he wants to have a conversation...now instead of me taking a leak, I'm just a guy holding his dick in his hands while his boss shoots the shit with him.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
The second thing is that it seems more and more men are becoming pee shy and choose to wait for a stall instead of pissing at a urinal. I really don't care where anyone else pisses, but I see this trend as more evidence of the Pussification of America. A man should be able to piss anywhere upon command. I mean, what do these guys do when they show up at their kinky girlfriend's house and find her putting on the rubber sheets? Anyway, this is a particular problem at U.S. Cellular Field where the stalls are right in front of the door. These private pissers wreak more havoc with the lines. They should probably reverse the exits and entrances on those 100 level men's rooms.

I'd love to have an explanation for it, but sometimes I just can't piss in front or a crowd...doesn't matter how many people either...I've had awkward scenarios at work where my manager is getting out of the shitter right as I'm lining up in front of the urinal and he wants to have a conversation...now instead of me taking a leak, I'm just a guy holding his dick in his hands while his boss shoots the shit with him.


"Performance anxiety" at the urinal is common. Must be some hard-wired primal instinct that warns the body a potential attacker is nearby when you are in the vulnerable piss position.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
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The second thing is that it seems more and more men are becoming pee shy and choose to wait for a stall instead of pissing at a urinal. I really don't care where anyone else pisses, but I see this trend as more evidence of the Pussification of America. A man should be able to piss anywhere upon command. I mean, what do these guys do when they show up at their kinky girlfriend's house and find her putting on the rubber sheets? Anyway, this is a particular problem at U.S. Cellular Field where the stalls are right in front of the door. These private pissers wreak more havoc with the lines. They should probably reverse the exits and entrances on those 100 level men's rooms.

I'd love to have an explanation for it, but sometimes I just can't piss in front or a crowd...doesn't matter how many people either...I've had awkward scenarios at work where my manager is getting out of the shitter right as I'm lining up in front of the urinal and he wants to have a conversation...now instead of me taking a leak, I'm just a guy holding his dick in his hands while his boss shoots the shit with him.


"Performance anxiety" at the urinal is common. Must be some hard-wired primal instinct that warns the body a potential attacker is nearby when you are in the vulnerable piss position.


:lol: That's a hell of a theory.

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