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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:47 am 
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When police interviewed the unnamed student, he said Smith, 42, had seductively placed a school chair in front of the classroom after the tardy bell rang. Music began to play – from some undisclosed source – and several students in the class began yelling raucously that the birthday boy should sit down in the chair.

Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance. According to a police report, Smith did the thing where she turned around and swiveled her butt on the middle school student. She rubbed her hands all over his body. She also got down on her knees and stuck her head between the boy’s legs.

It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.

The incident lasted a little over three-and-a-half minutes — presumably the duration of the song that was playing. It’s not clear which song was chosen for the special occasion.

At the end of the lap dance, Smith hugged the boy and told him, “I love you, baby. Happy birthday,” according to KHOU.

When police questioned Smith, she said she provided the lap dance at the urging of students in the class. She noted that she almost fell down a few times while performing the acrobatics required of the lap dance.

Somebody – it’s not clear who – apparently filmed the spectacle. The Harris County district attorney and the Aldine, Texas police department both have copies of the video.

Smith faces a single criminal charge: improper relationship with student. She is free on a $30,000 bond.

A statement released by the local school district explained that Smith “was removed from the campus during the investigation and has not returned.”

It’s not clear if she is still being paid while her criminal case meanders through the court system.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:02 am 
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So Matthew Broderick isn't getting divorced?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:15 am 
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Let's be sure not to overlook the best sentence in the whole story ....

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Once the kid sat down, the fortysomething teacher gave him what was perhaps his first full-contact lap dance.


:lol:

What a magical time we live in .... one must make sure to explicitly acknowledge the possibility that it was 'perhaps' his first full-contact lap dance. :lol:


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It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times.


:lol:

All the story needed was mention of Brown Sugar playing in the background ...
I bet your mama was a middle school queen
And all her boyfriends were sweet thirteen

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:26 am 
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I would not have wanted her to do that to me when I was in grade school.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:02 am 
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Spmack would.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:08 am 
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Public school teachers taking over for Catholic priests.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:29 am 
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Spmack would.

You damn right. She looks like an older version of Cousin Pam from The Cosby Show.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:49 pm 
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Once again, what happened to common sense in society?

She didnt do this on impulse and she did it at "the urging of the students?"

This is a paid teacher, who should no longer be a teacher.

This isnt an off the cuff thought ot action, this is a 3 minute lap dance.

FYI KID, thats $20 + tip!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:59 pm 
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It’s not clear which song was chosen for the special occasion.


Too obvious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetJHQ_V05o

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:46 am 
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fire her because she's not hot

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