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"Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?"


anchorman. love that scene. "baxter? bark once if you're in milwaukee."


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is that "empire records"?

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is that "empire records"?

"Fuck me, he cleared it!"


yes it is

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nice! my favorite line in the movie.


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NARC!

I did not write "Denise Fleming is a tampon."


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I did not write "Denise Fleming is a tampon."


Cant Hardly Wait... Great movie

"When this is over, a lot of folks are gonna owe you an engraved apology."

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Dr. Strangelove.

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"Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the *popular* version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was *there*. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and
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Classic Sam Kinison.

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---Kid... let me tell you one of lifes great truths. All girls fuck.
---Yeah, but this one's real religious...
---When I said all girls, I meant all girls.


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"My doctor says I need a back-e-otomy!"


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"My doctor says I need a back-e-otomy!"

Haha, I use that line every time my back hurts.

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"My doctor says I need a back-e-otomy!"

Haha, I use that line every time my back hurts.


That whole scene is always a crowd pleaser.
"He had sex with my momma. WHY????!!!!"

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"My doctor says I need a back-e-otomy!"

Haha, I use that line every time my back hurts.


That whole scene is always a crowd pleaser.
"He had sex with my momma. WHY????!!!!"


Come on smoke with me man. Got weed, got my bong out.

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"Waiting for Guffman"

Great movie.

Here's an easy one that I use all the time:

"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life"

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---Kid... let me tell you one of lifes great truths. All girls fuck.
---Yeah, but this one's real religious...
---When I said all girls, I meant all girls.


Long Gone



I thought I was the only person who had ever seen that movie...

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"Waiting for Guffman"

Great movie.

Here's an easy one that I use all the time:

"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life"


It might not be right but I think Lance Armstrong said this in Dodgeball

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"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life"


Dodgeball. One of my favorite scenes...but I think ESPN 8 the Ocho was really hilarious. Solid movie.


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Long Gone was a great movie. It gave a nice look at the lonely life of minor league baseball players.

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"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life"


Dodgeball. One of my favorite scenes...but I think ESPN 8 the Ocho was really hilarious. Solid movie.


F'n A, Cotton. F'n A.

Here's one...

"You over here in a Benz, and I'm out here with a busket!"

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---Kid... let me tell you one of lifes great truths. All girls fuck.
---Yeah, but this one's real religious...
---When I said all girls, I meant all girls.


Long Gone



I thought I was the only person who had ever seen that movie...


You are.

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Bulldog Scott wrote:
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Bulldog Scott wrote:
Killer V wrote:
---Kid... let me tell you one of lifes great truths. All girls fuck.
---Yeah, but this one's real religious...
---When I said all girls, I meant all girls.


Long Gone



I thought I was the only person who had ever seen that movie...


You are.

Bulldog Scott=Killer V
MATCH


No wonder people are always confusing our posts... :wink:

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