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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 9:27 am 
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Bagels wrote:
good bagels are a rare treat, no question

definitely rare


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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 9:32 am 
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And when they asked "how can I help you, " did you reply, "Oh thanks, love, you have already helped me enough. I was merely calling to see how you would answer the phone so I could settle an internet argument. I won. Thanks!"

One time in high school we were hanging out at the park district (the scumbag janitor bought us beer) and we got in an argument about who has the right of way on the roads. The person on the right or left.

So we dialed the operator from the payphone and asked her. Without hesitation she said "Right" We said "Thank you, you just proved this bitch wrong"

She replied "No problem"


Good times


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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 9:33 am 
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This is so delightfully WSCR. Anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read!

In other news the Nackip decided not to award Donald Sterling the Man of the year award


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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 9:47 am 
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I could go for a bagel ham sandwich right about now.


Doesn't sound kosher ....

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 9:48 am 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
bigfan wrote:
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And when they asked "how can I help you, " did you reply, "Oh thanks, love, you have already helped me enough. I was merely calling to see how you would answer the phone so I could settle an internet argument. I won. Thanks!"

One time in high school we were hanging out at the park district (the scumbag janitor bought us beer) and we got in an argument about who has the right of way on the roads. The person on the right or left.

So we dialed the operator from the payphone and asked her. Without hesitation she said "Right" We said "Thank you, you just proved this bitch wrong"

She replied "No problem"


Good times


This is how borders are created!

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 11:58 am 
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Einstein Bros.? Aren't they the three fantasy geeks Ricketts hired to generally manage the Cubs?

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 12:11 pm 
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Einstein Bros.? Aren't they the three fantasy geeks Ricketts hired to generally manage the Cubs?



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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 12:58 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Einstein Bros.? Aren't they the three fantasy geeks Ricketts hired to generally manage the Cubs?


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Fixed.

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2014 4:25 pm 
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Colonel Angus wrote:
I could go for a bagel ham sandwich right about now.


Doesn't sound kosher ....

Don't worry, I tell them to hold the Mayo.


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