Today I had to attend a meeting for work. Spent the day listening to some lady go on and on about mindless things. At one point we had to divide ourselves up into groups of 4 for an activity.

As I was interacting with one of the ladies in my group I was overwhelmed with the temptation to pull a Kramer. This lady had the potential to be a very attractive lady. But there was one major flaw. She had a faint but ever noticeable mustache.

I so wanted to tell her she could be as attractive as any lady there she just needed a razor.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I was doing a stand up set at Second City a few weeks ago when a black guy tried heckling me so I just yelled the N word at him like 4 dozen times. It was a blast.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Thanks Donald Sterling

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

i want to build levels in my house

Favorite KRAMER MOMENTS not favorite MICHAEL RICHARDSON MOMENTS.

i can't even begin to tell you all my favorite Michael Richardson moments

the all pro cornerback? great player.

"Oh I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Problem Child?


4 or 5 years ago while we were camping at IL Beach State Park, we hit a bunch of golf balls into the Lake. We found out later on that it was like a $400 fine for pollution if we were caught so we won't be doing that again.

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Sounds like traffic school.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Today, I was at a meeting where we didn't use our first name....just our initials. And at the end we all had say in unison "Keep coming back".

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

what the fuck kind of name is Pax Prentiss ?

that has to be made up

I keep hoping to log on one day and read a JORR story that goes something like "so this one time I was out honking down some big rails w/ Pax Prentiss."

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Betty Ford for me.

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