I liked you in college. I was excited when you came into your own a few years back.


With that said, this performance in the playoffs is hilariously bad.


Shoutout to Gilbert Arenas for staying Gilbert Arenas

HE'S Approaching Luc Longley levels of bad.

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i kinda feel bad for him

Steve Sax syndrome


If Im him, Im knocking people over to get that first rebound on the board

There is more going on here with Hibbert and the Pacers than we all know.

This is absolutely insane. No one falls off that quickly and that bad.

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and yeah i agree, being a little more aggressive couldn't hurt

Im getting to that point too.

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I don't, I think he got his money and now he is being a little bitch. But, I will be the first to admit I have never been his biggest fan as I thought early in his college career he was lazy.

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Why? I hated on Eddy Curry for averaging rebound numbers that barely exceeded what someone like Russell Westbrook averages today, and I'll hate (unless he's injured or some other personal problem is getting in the way) on hibbert for this embarrassing playoff performance too. I am under six feet, yet I guarantee I'd get at least five rebounds in one nba game, some of which will just fall into my general vicinity due to physics rather than skill or effort. Simply inexcusable for a seven footer to not grab at least eight boards every night.

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T.rubisky is a bust: check
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I'm sticking to the story about Hibbert and George's dinguses touching during the stripper tag teaming.

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Whoa there veganDan

Could you drop 15 points and block a few shots too?

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In the regular season when no one tries, he might grab a few.


Not in playoffs though

Hold up FF, this is not the same thing as me stating I can hit a 90mph fastball or whatever ridiculous thing he said.

RPB - I implied in my post that rebounds are partially based on dumb luck, in addition to skill and effort. I don't know how tall you are, but if you tried your best, I bet you could also grab up to five boards. Keep in mind that rebounding is not only through boxing out, etc, but just being in the right place at the right time as a bricked shot falls into your lap.

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T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

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I used to think that, too

Unless you're camping out on the three point line and waiting for a long rebound I dont think you get one.

None in the paint or close to the paint

Maybe Hibbert should try the 3 point line, the line damn sure isn't working for him.

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