I know we have the thread about the commercials that make me want to kill, but its full of current commercials so this is SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT and the new post/thread is Frank Coztansa approved, or at least it will be when he sees it or I'll punch him.

So, what's the worst commercial of all time? Is it Kars 4 Kids? It never fails to make me switch the station. Ever.

Could it be the Victory Auto Wreckers commercial? That's a classic but it's turrible.

Remember the weight Watchers commercial when the fatty mom eats the kids dinner and the kids says "But MOMMY that's my food!"
Stupid brat.

How about the Mike and Molly commercial that ran every 6 minutes a few summers ago? I hated it. The new one is bad too. I will never watch that show.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

"I'm starting my own law firm..."

"I took you in...you were POISON!" "This was never meant personally."

I remember the dogshit lines from the online ad but never what show it was for. Also that dogshit TV show with Sawyer from LOST.

_________________

There was a commercial that used to air on The Score in which it was supposed to be Carlos Zambrano talking but the guy barely had any kind of accent, and then they had to throw in the disclaimer at the end "voice impersonated"...

_________________

Eagleman
That Limo commercial w/ the guy & 2 whores
Kars-4-Kidz
"Rock-n-Roll" Karz-4-Kidz

Eagle Insurance with Mancow. Look at those low rates.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

"I want my baby back baby back baby back
Chili's baby back ribs
barbecue sauce."

Remember: this was a joke in Austin Powers two.

Don't go watch those movies again. They did not age well.

_________________

pretty much any radio ad can be applicable. radio ads by design are godawful. i can't pick a favorite.

i'd nominate 80% of the superbowl ads every year. way too much effort into something that's hardly ever creative or inspired. usually really over the top and aggressively eager, and annoying.

I think they did. They are still quotable for us, so is Wayne's World.

The Bob Rhorman out takes commercial. I feel unclean every time I see it.

_________________
When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I have to agree ... all still quite entertaining.

Actually, when the third one came out I was livid with how shitty and haphazardly it was put together .... after seeing it, oh, a dozen times in pieces here and there since then, it's seemingly less abhorrent ... sort of the inverse of the old saw 'familiarity breeds contempt' I guess.

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

_________________

He looks like one of those people w/ a skull disfigurement.

There's actually ANOTHER NEW Kars for Kids commercial I heard today...same fucking melody and word-for-word identical to the previous ones, but this time with different kids singing -- and no pedophile.

_________________

_________________

Also, look at a male eagle laying eggs.

_________________

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Never once paused long enough to think about that. I have to wonder if they purposely did that or just didn't think of it either; my money is on the latter.

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Kars 4 Kids should be disqualified and the award should be named after it

This is the correct answer. They took a terrible commercial and made it an order of magnitude worse. I've only heard the whole thing once; since that point I've done whatever necessary to stop it.

_________________
You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

It's Eagle Woman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzx2cvsfjSw

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I nominate Victory Auto Wreckers.

Don't even get me started on the Dubstep "Karz-4-Kidz" ad.

_________________
I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost