It is currently Tue Nov 26, 2024 1:46 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 70 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:47 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92083
Location: To the left of my post
I don't know what it is. I can't actually explain why it is bad for you. I don't have an allergy to it. I didn't speak to anyone who has any actual clue about it. However, my friend Marcy told me that I need to cut it out of my diet because it is bad for me. She cut out gluten for a month and she lost weight and feels better. She also happens to be exercising, eating more fruits and vegetables, and also probably lying about how much better her "gluten-free" lifestyle really is.

http://gawker.com/people-dont-know-what-gluten-is-but-they-know-they-don-1574009319

Down with Gluten! My problems are solved!

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:57 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
Posts: 29948
Location: SW Burbs
I'm sure I have lots of friends/family that do not consume many different things - certain types of foods, drinks, hell even cigarettes - but nobody feels the need to share/preach their personal restrictions like the gluten-free crowd. They seem to be just begging for somebody to bring it up.

People that refrain from cigarettes don't push their lack of nicotine the way that some of my friends/co-workers push their avoidance of bread and pasta. It's unreal.

I am personally grateful for people like Marcy - they are doing god's work.

_________________
FavreFan wrote:
Im pretty hammered right now.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 10:59 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
Gloopan (Right and wrong side of history)


I don't know who he is. I can't actually explain why he hates Mac. I don't have a problem with him. I didn't speak to anyone who has any actual clue about him. However, my friend Frank told me that I need to cut him out of my message board consumption because he is bad for me. Frank cut out gloopan for a month and received free beer, a Rockies tote bag, and a mini fridge. He also happens to be ethically questionable with the check-out process, not a Rockies fan, and also probably lying about how much better his "gloopan free" his message boarding really is.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:00 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's
99.5% marketing to vapid idiots ... 0.5% of people that have a actual, factual problem ... I'm completely floored that there's not a fucking ribbon or wristband for it.

:lol: :lol: @ rpb

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:02 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92083
Location: To the left of my post
:lol:

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:03 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero
rogers park bryan wrote:
Gloopan (Right and wrong side of history)


I don't know who he is. I can't actually explain why he hates Mac. I don't have a problem with him. I didn't speak to anyone who has any actual clue about him. However, my friend Frank told me that I need to cut him out of my message board consumption because he is bad for me. Frank cut out gloopan for a month and received free beer, a Rockies tote bag, and a mini fridge. He also happens to be ethically questionable with the check-out process, not a Rockies fan, and also probably lying about how much better his "gloopan free" his message boarding really is.

:lol:

_________________
Seacrest wrote:
I rarely troll.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:10 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
Posts: 33067
Location: Wrigley
pizza_Place: Warren Buffet of Cock
The Gluten thing is a pain. We have parents putting their kids on gluten free diets. Fine, that is there choice. But these folks come over to our house for parties, and get pissed when we don't have gluten free cakes and other dishes catered to their "choice".

I am sympathetic to a degree because my mom has celiac disease and needs to be gluten free. My wife is nice enough to provide a few things that are gluten free. If it is my mom's birthday, we'll make sure she has her own cake. But to these other fools who think I need to follow their new age diet, go screw yourselves.

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:12 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
Don Tiny wrote:
99.5% marketing to vapid idiots ... 0.5% of people that have a actual, factual problem ... I'm completely floored that there's not a fucking ribbon or wristband for it.

:lol: :lol: @ rpb


Agree

I know 1 person whose kid has Celiacs, they figured it out when she wasnt growing and they did a number of tests on her.

from the Mayo Clinic

Celiac disease is an immune reaction to eating gluten, a protein found in wheat, barley and rye.

If you have celiac disease, eating gluten triggers an immune response in your small intestine. Over time, this reaction produces inflammation that damages the small intestine's lining and prevents absorption of some nutrients (malabsorption).

The intestinal damage can cause weight loss, bloating and sometimes diarrhea. Eventually, your brain, nervous system, bones, liver and other organs can be deprived of vital nourishment.

My sister has my niece on a gluten free diet...but she is already a truck!!!!!! So, she is just full of shit

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:23 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82235
waiting for the anti glutenite responses from at least a couple of people who love an argument

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:24 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
Posts: 72380
Location: Palatine
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis
good dolphin wrote:
waiting for the anti glutenite responses from at least a couple of people who love an argument

I think Spaulding and Mr. Reason were our resident anti-glutes here. Seacrest too, probably.

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:25 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's
my dogs are on a gluten free diet


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:30 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92083
Location: To the left of my post
FavreFan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
waiting for the anti glutenite responses from at least a couple of people who love an argument

I think Spaulding and Mr. Reason were our resident anti-glutes here. Seacrest too, probably.
Spaulding's Kale Harem.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:31 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
good dolphin wrote:
waiting for the anti glutenite responses from at least a couple of people who love an argument


What's Gluten?

It's the stuff that makes pizza stuff light and fluffy! so it must be good!

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:33 am 
Offline

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33815
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's
Seacrest has a celiac issue. I think Scorehead, Reason, and I are gluten free by choice. I don't push it on anybody, and I bring my own food to most parties. I don't expect people to have options for me. I don't care what anybody else eats and I don't force my family to do it although they do eat a lot of gluten free foods because I do the grocery shopping. I have a lot less health issues since I have been gluten/dairy free.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:37 am 
Offline

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33815
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's
bigfan wrote:

What's Gluten?

It's the stuff that makes pizza stuff light and fluffy! so it must be good!


It's a protein matrix formed by gliadin and glutenin. It traps air in pockets in the dough, which allow it to rise. So you are correct!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:37 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:02 pm
Posts: 11735
pizza_Place: Angelo's Pizza in Downers Grove
Can we just cut and paste the vaccination thread here?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
Posts: 23915
pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place
gluten is being forced upon us by the agro-farmio complex.

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:40 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's
Spaulding wrote:
I bring my own food to most parties.


boy you must be a lot of fun...


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:40 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's
Hatchetman wrote:
gluten is being forced upon us by the agro-farmio complex.


Frank ... get to work on this ...

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:40 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's
Bagels wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I bring my own food to most parties.


boy you must be a lot of fun...


Explains why she doesn't like you ... most bagels aren't gluten-free ...

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:42 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43572
Spaulding wrote:
I bring my own food to most parties.

Know any good gluten-free recipes that don't require electricity?

_________________
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:42 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
pizza_Place: Papa Johns
I thrashed my glutes yesterday with 4 solid sets of stiff leg deadlifts.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:43 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92083
Location: To the left of my post
Bagels wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I bring my own food to most parties.


boy you must be a lot of fun...
Here, I brought my own food to avoid the poison that you are serving your guests.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:44 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
Posts: 42094
Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
pizza_Place: Charlie Fox's / Paisano's
Vaccines are gluten-free.

_________________
Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:45 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I bring my own food to most parties.


boy you must be a lot of fun...
Here, I brought my own food to avoid the poison that you are serving your guests.


:lol: :lol:


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:46 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
I judge a person, not by how much gluten they consume, but by the content of their character


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:50 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92083
Location: To the left of my post
I just ate a bunch of gluten. Pray for me.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:53 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43572
Bagels wrote:
my dogs are on a gluten free diet

Same here.

My dog's skin was getting real red, and he was constantly scratching and shedding like crazy a few months ago. The vet recommended going on a gluten free diet, and he has gotten much better. He actually barely sheds anymore, probably the lowest since we got him about 5 years ago.

_________________
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:53 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's
Douchebag wrote:
Bagels wrote:
my dogs are on a gluten free diet

Same here.

My dog's skin was getting real red, and he was constantly scratching and shedding like crazy a few months ago. The vet recommended going on a gluten free diet, and he has gotten much better. He actually barely sheds anymore, probably the lowest since we got him about 5 years ago.


i was just being an ass :lol:


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2014 11:54 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43572
Bagels wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Bagels wrote:
my dogs are on a gluten free diet

Same here.

My dog's skin was getting real red, and he was constantly scratching and shedding like crazy a few months ago. The vet recommended going on a gluten free diet, and he has gotten much better. He actually barely sheds anymore, probably the lowest since we got him about 5 years ago.


i was just being an ass :lol:

I hope you don't have a happy birthday.

_________________
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 70 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 39 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group