You're probably going to die.

Sorry

Are you starting to feel tired? Vag drying up?

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I am a lot of fun at parties.

I don't think anybody that eats gluten is poisoning themselves. I choose not to because I don't feel good after I eat it.

Where do you think he disappeared to after the tournament? Gluten rehab.

No. Not sending money either.

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my wife and 3 daughters follow a gluten free diet. my wife breaks out when she eats wheat products. my youngest gets a rash when she eats it. and my middle daughter's athsma went away when it was taken from her diet. we did it for 2 months introduced it back in and all the problems resurfaced. myself and my oldest are uneffected.

i don't eat bread regularly only because i'm follow a semi strict eating plan that i've been on for the last 2 years (lost 60lbs) but still do whenever i feel like it.

my wife certainly doesn't expect anyone to provide that option ever. but many do and we thank them and remind them its not necessary.

my wife is currently on the "lets grind anything and everything available to see if it makes a reasonable substitute for wheat flour" kick. so far nothing. everything tastes like compost. she tried to feed me pizza made with a "cauliflour" crust. it was disgusting. the kids thought it was amazing.

Reason and Seacrest like Chebe pizza crust and bread mix. You can order it from Amazon.

yeah they use chebe stuff sometimes.

we tried kinnikinnik pizza crusts and the kids love them. you really wouldn't know if you ask me. i've had worse frozen pizzas.

I tried it. come on, it's like Cardboard. Actually cardboard might taste better.

Even tried the NAKED PIZZA place one night. Just give me a salad if I am going to try and fake a pizza.

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that's i don't get about stuff like non-fat cheese or sugar free ice cream...it's like why even bother

I've never had that one, I usually make my own. It's different in some ways, but eating is as much of a habit as anything. The more you eat something, the more familiar it becomes and then it's not bad. I'd prefer to eat normal things but feeling like crap all the time was hard. You really have nothing if you don't have your health, I'd rather feel good than eat what I want and feel horrible.

If you were feeling like crap all the time you probably should have gone to a doctor.

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How do you think people find out that they are gluten intolerant?

And if I ate gluten Brick, you wouldn't.

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Celiac is nothing to mess with, but gluten/casein-free is largely a waste of time as far as autism is concerned. I feel bad for the families who spend significantly more money on groceries to make sure everything is gluten-free.

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I have a neighbor with an autistic kid. She is anti-gluten and vaccine. She is convinced that infant shots gave her kid autism. I am pretty sure he was born with it.

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I don't think a lot of people go to a doctor. They decide they are gluten intolerant on their own.

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I went to several. They referred me to each other for different tests at various times, gave me some medications, they gave up and dx'd it as stress and depression when nothing turned up.

That seems like a strange diagnosis for something that ended up being gluten intolerance. I'd try a different doctor if I were you. Maybe go see an allergist.

So when you eat a cracker or a piece of bread it all comes back?

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Trader Joe's don't give no fucks.

apparently finding out you have celiacs is a completely painful process. our friends have a son who has celiacs. at least his doctor is willing to say so because he has the symptoms. the problem is for them to truly find out the test requires him getting super sick and experience immense pain which is never fun. especially for a small child. so the doctor was like, im kinda sure he's got it.

Or a chiropractor .....

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I had a bunch of dxs for a 6 month period, by about 5 different drs and specialists. They looked for a lot of things. I had an MRI, they did a some oscopys, they thought it was heartburn, ulcers, they looked for cancers, stomach issues, nothing turned up.

I don't know if an allergist would help because I don't know if I have an allergy or intolerance. I tested negative for the Iga blood test though. I could do more testing because those aren't always correct and there are a couple different tests. I would like to do one of those sensitivity tests though.

When we go out to dinner occasionally I will get what I want. I'm fine if it's small amounts, I just can't handle it if it's an everyday thing at every meal. Which also points more toward sensitivity. I don't really even know if it's the gluten or not. Because I eat less processed foods I also eat less chemical and refined sugar. It could be that. I just know since I eat better I feel better, which makes sense.

Diagnosed by a chiropractor and then confirmed by a doctor.

There is a simple way to find out what your body is allergic to, or may have trouble with. It's free too.

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TJ's has some of the best and most reasonably priced gluten free items available.

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My wife's chiropractor is certainly not free.

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I'd say it is more likely that you are just eating better.

I mean, I can tell a difference when I eat pizza for four straight meals or where I have a salad and some skinless chicken too.

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[quote="Douchebag"My wife's chiropractor is certainly not free.[/quote]

You don't need a doctor to take the test.

Even if Brick says you do.

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