If so, I'm just wondering what Oh Danny Boy is like in public. He must spend a fair amount of time at the gym considering A) he's skinny B) his diet basically consists of McTriples*, Fois Gras, and discounted meat ends. Any stories of Bernsie in public?

*Customer-made item. Not available on standard Extra Value Menu.

As Frugal as Danny is X Sport seems to be a logical choice for him. close to his place and cheap $50. The one on Elston, but it's not really full of old guys. I have been there a few times, really crowded all the time, so I didnt head back.

East Bank is too much of a scene for him, he is one of those guys who wouldnt even want to say he goes there.

Going to guess Lakeshore! One on fullerton and they have one downtown close to his office.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I figured his buddies at the gym were made up, just like the "meatballs" who tweet threats at him (which is definitely made up).

I'm going with that place on Western Avenue over by Queen of Angels.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Nah

And dannys gym guys are all in the 60+ age group.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I was thinking Midtown Athletic Club on Damen and Elston.

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Yes. We work out together and then discuss the New York post over wine and double cheeseburgers. We also crash gay weddings.

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Oh, then probably Galter Lifecenter.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Thats just tennis!

LOBSTER! AGAIN!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

They must have great conversations about how dangerous the sun is.

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I think we have a winner

The only thing little Danny works out are his jaws, spewing out bullshit.

he probably takes pilates

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

After perusing some of the pics here of posters that have shown up over the years, some of you should work out wherever Bernsie does.

This was my guess. His demographics demand a family friendly club with winter pool availability for kids

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Fucking casuals.

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My guess would be Curves

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talking about buddies, has he ever told a story on the air that includes a long time friendship, one developed either during or before high school

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yes. He is best friends with himself. It's the only person capable of having a friendship with him.

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I can't see them hang out at an indoor pool.

I wouldn't think he'd have a lot of friends either. His relationships would mirror his radio life. He has people he wants to impress and maybe some that kiss his ass but most people probably think he is a little weird or a dick.

I don't have a lot of close friends either. My wife and kids are pretty much all I need. Couple times year go out to eat/drink with some guys from church. Although I can get along well with most anybody, unlike Bernstein.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Don't know about the posters here but I get the impression the the Bernstein groupies follow his McDonalds diet.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

you just want to know if he lies about a half an inch.

98.6 cm of turgid man action, an easy +400 sec. of titilazation and verbally expressed satisfaction.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

My money is on the YMCA on Irving Park Rd not too far from Sabatino's. Lots of old guys there, not to mention the decrepit Jeff Tweedy.

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Does Tweedy actually work out? Or did Sue Miller kick him out and he lives there?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

One thing I do not get about Bernsie is this Chicago thing. He has cash grew up in Deerfield and insists on living in Chicago and kids in public schools and working out at ymca's?

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Elections have consequences.

He lives in a pretty good part of the city and I think his kids go to magnet schools.

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The thought of his kids going to public school is comical.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

new construction home in a secluded subdivision completely unidentifiable from a suburb

The public school thing is basically his adult version of being into rap while at Duke, pretention to gain some odd street cred. I'm sure his father already has the call in to the former State's Attorney to make sure his kids get in to Payton. Public schooling dilettante style

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.