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Tad Queasy
 Post subject: "Score the Basketball"
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 10:00 am 
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When and why did people start saying "They need someone who can score the basketball." instead of "They need someone who can score."?

Is this part of REALLY. SMART. SPORTS. ANALYSIS?
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 10:08 am 
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I have always found that to be a strange statement. I am with you on this.

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 10:11 am 
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This is almost as good as OKC's "Tough Shot" thread. Almost..

I also like when guys like Hubie Brown say "The painted area".

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It's a virus that has spread from football, where it is imperative that you run the football, pass the football, control the football, protect the football, and take away the football in order to win this football game. I sincerely lament this development.

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Is this part of REALLY. SMART. SPORTS. ANALYSIS?


Tune to WSCR between 1:00 and 6:00 to get your answer.

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 10:24 am 
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"Have a catch."

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 10:55 am 
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"Wang-whipping"

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Curious Hair
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 10:56 am 
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That's an East Coast thing, right? It has never sounded right to me. "Dad, wanna have a catch?", this big moment of the movie, sounds like something the aliens from The Simpsons would say to pass for humans.

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:01 am 
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Especially in the middle of Iowa.

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Tad Queasy
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:10 am 
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Curious Hair wrote:
That's an East Coast thing, right? It has never sounded right to me. "Dad, wanna have a catch?", this big moment of the movie, sounds like something the aliens from The Simpsons would say to pass for humans.


We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
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Jaw Breaker
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:13 am 
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We used to say a baseball player is bad. Now we have to say he's bad at baseball.

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Curious Hair
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:15 am 
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That's a Bernstein thing, which has spread to pretty much the whole station. I'm sorry for having used it.

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Frank Coztansa
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 11:30 am 
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
We used to say a baseball player is bad. Now we have to say he's bad at baseball.
Who is Alejandro DeAza?

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redskingreg
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:36 pm 
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leashyourkids
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 5:32 pm 
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"In space"

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Douchebag
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leashyourkids wrote:
"In space"

Winner.

That is the most overused sports term. So bad.

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Tad Queasy
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:19 pm 
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"Football move" is also kind of silly. I realize I'm watching a football game, thanks.
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Especially in the middle of Iowa.

I got nothing...so I'll go with this...
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Middle

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at an equal distance from the extremities of something; central.
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
We used to say a baseball player is bad. Now we have to say he's bad at baseball.

And he hasn't had a hit in ever! In ever, Jerry, in ever.

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redskingreg
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2014 12:36 am 
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Heard various forms of this countless times tonight.

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rogers park bryan
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newper wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
We used to say a baseball player is bad. Now we have to say he's bad at baseball.

And he hasn't had a hit in ever! In ever, Jerry, in ever.

And it brings up the question, again, with all the two armed youngsters down on the farm....
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I want to sex you

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