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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:12 am 
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Yes, the wedding of the century.

Honestly, I thought these attention junkies already got married, showing how much I really care. Hasnt she pulled this crap of a mega weddings before?

either way, i just dont give a shit, but for some reason every media company feels the need to paste it across every website, every TV show.

You would think this is going to be on pay per view. Maybe it is?

MINI UPDATE- Per My Sources downstairs yelling at me "this is her 3rd wedding!' lol

from what I have seen, maybe you got married really young, didnt have money, did a dumb thing and got divorced still young, so your second wedding you make it a big event.

I didnt know your 3rd wedding is now suppossed to be an event that stops the planets rotations.

Just have this feeling that her Dad looks down upon all of it and says "you slut"

The world would be a better place if she just left.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:36 am 
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bigfan wrote:
from what I have seen, maybe you got married really young, didnt have money, did a dumb thing and got divorced still young, so your second wedding you make it a big event.

I didnt know your 3rd wedding is now suppossed to be an event that stops the planets rotations.


I got married the first time in Vegas. We had about 30 people out there. That shit lasted six months. One of my friends is still resentful that he flew to Vegas for a marriage that only lasted six months. When I got married the second time a couple years ago and he got the invitation, he threatened me that it better last this time. I think he was serious.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:42 am 
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hiram wrote:
I have no problem with Kimye.
You rashict misogynists just can't stand a successful beautiful woman of minority with a successful outspoken talented black man like Yeezy.


Are you referring to the pornstar Kim and the nutso, but now with money so it makes him outspoken and eccentric, Kanye.

I hope they live and long and happy life in peace and quiet not popping up on my computer every second.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:43 am 
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Just wait till Taylor Swift bursts in as they are about to say their vows with a " Yo Kanye, Im really happy for you and Ima let you finish but Justin Timberlake had one of the best weddings of ALL TIME".

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:44 am 
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Just wait till Taylor Swift bursts in as they are about to say their vows with a " Yo Kanye, Im really happy for you and Ima let you finish but Justin Timberlake had one of the best weddings of ALL TIME".


I figure that will be a week long Fallon special I wotn watch but they will poster it across a NFL game!

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 9:54 am 
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I have also been married 3 times. once in a church,wants for our 25th and once by "Elvis" in Vegas.

The cool part is the first two were performed by the same priest!

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 12:41 pm 
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I have also been married 3 times. once in a church,wants for our 25th and once by "Elvis" in Vegas.

The cool part is the first two were performed by the same priest!


congrats X3

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 3:04 pm 
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jimmypasta wrote:
I have also been married 3 times. once in a church,wants for our 25th and once by "Elvis" in Vegas.

The cool part is the first two were performed by the same priest!


I thought I was the oldest guy on this board.

25th anniversary next month. No way we can be married again by the same priest though -- I think both are dead. I know my uncle is -- he co-celebrated the wedding with my wife's parish priest.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 3:10 pm 
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he co-celebrated the wedding with my wife's parish priest.

:safe: :safe: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :safe: :safe:

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Ive had about enough of the Kardashians. I was a fan, but its just too much.


Kanye is a legendary producer and great rapper


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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 9:04 am 
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jimmypasta wrote:
I have also been married 3 times. once in a church,wants for our 25th and once by "Elvis" in Vegas.

The cool part is the first two were performed by the same priest!


would have been baller if you left her at the alter when renewing your wedding vows

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