The athletic feats will only be discussed for a couple more years as he is the tiny son of Lilliputian parents...but you guys will be begging for that discussion once he concentrates on the intellectual superiority.

I feel like a time traveler sent into the past to witness the early days of someone universally disliked in the future.

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Jason will become a really smart lawyer working for the ACLU or filing lawsuits for PSU victims.

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That's assuming CTE hasn't ravaged his brain from his days playing contact sports at a Very High Level. If it has, he'll be lucky to put three words together about A Separate Peace.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

"Gayish...Catcher...Ripoff"

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wow! you guys sound like a bunch of babies complaining about Jason Bernstein. suggesting that it is going to somehow hurt the kids development as a person is just silly. I'm sure he's a good kid. I know dan can be a dick on the radio but nothing wrong with telling stories about your son. I think a lot of the people who find his stories annoying just don't like Dan and even if he was telling stories about your kids you'd be annoyed.

I would be annoyed. Why would I want to hear about my kid letting another slow roller go under his glove from someone else?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Right on the money...

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When almost every comment you make starts to come down to how your kid figured it out before you did, it becomes annoying.

I don't think anyone really talked about hurting his development. personally, I don't care about Jasons development. Thats danny's job simple.

Obviousely you are unaware of the number of stories dan has almost saturated the show with.

If I can use Danny B reasoning that Lawers are Really Smart People, one of them once said 'nobody wants to hear about your FFL team, your golf game or your kids'

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Ivan has friends?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Exactly. Well put.

Welcome

This couldnt be that Ivan just likes to disagree with things and kinda just be a dick? would it? I am just asking

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

No. I have no issue with Bernstein talking about his kid. If I did, I would listen to something else.

If you are upset or hurt by my words, I am truely sorry. I can only tell you the way things are.....but it's up to you to figure things out for yourself...

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I believe we have done society in general a service the past 24 hours.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

How much money has the pro-Jason Bernstein story faction donated to One Step?

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

$200, with another $50 that went into the BOARD WAGERING POT as I wasnt aware it was voluntarilly donated by NAS

Maybe Next week we will get sick of the MEatball Wife as he hopes and we will bump it to $300 and then Ivan can come on and tell us how creepy that is

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I think it's very cool that you guys made a donation to One Step.

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But what about the guys who love hearing Jason stories, have they donated? It seems like the guys who love Jason Bernstein stories don't want cancer kids to go to camp.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

YOU LEAVE MY KIDS OUT OF THIS!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Your missing the point numbnuts. We are not complaining about Jason ..he is a child. I'm sure he's a good kid too....for now. You are not looking at the ENTIRE picture. Do you think a father who is a dick could possibly raise a child who eventually will not BECOME a dick? Dan is a pathetic example of a father. It's one thing to brag about your kids it's another to not show one ounce of humility. The sarcastic self deprecation doesn't cut it!


"Jason...stand over there so I can take a picture of you again and show everyone how you donate all your toys for your birthday..EVERY YEAR."

"My son likes how she pronounces Quintana correctly"

For the record, I think Dan sounds like a very good father.

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In 144 characters or less he is without doubt the GOAT of fathers.

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Do you think it is good practice to teach an eight year old to critique the pronunciation skills of adults?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein · 9h

Ugh. Kid still crying, insisting that Leddy needed to either commit to the shot-block or play positionally. I'm too tired. #Blackhawks



Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein · 10h

I'm a bad parent, but he and I are in this for however long. @SQNevents is away for work, & #Blackhawks have some cinematic fait accompli

We need an emoticon for not just vomiting but PROJECTILE VOMITING.

Adults can be stupid.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Why are you following Dan Bernstein on twitter?

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Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein .....following a future Bears loss.

Ugh. Kid still crying, insisting that Bostic needed to either commit to staying at the Mike when the Packers are in an Ace formation or use his Quick Twitch Hip Swivel and Red Dog the A Gap to counter the 51 Swing 749 East in that situation.

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I'm trying to learn how to be an arrogant ass from the KING! WHY. DO. YOU. CARE?

heard nothing Monday and a few hours today and Tuesday. Seems Jason B's name has left the show? Good choice by danny B if so. Better choice by us.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Huzzah!

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