welp, donald sterling sure taught the kids in 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS sponsored schools an important lesson: if you're "sitting on a fucking goldmine" (- rad rod blag-o-matic) and happen to ignite a media shitstorm by doing something not technically illegal but very very uncouth, then when all of your rich contemporaries get together to force you out for the PR (cuz lord knows the NBA has a problem with hiring minorities in the first place: duh) be sure to lawyer up to the gills, utilize the ex-wife who's suing your jump-off, and you too can get ~1.4bil over market value for your club simply because you
HAVE TO GO.
i bet you there'll be a good segment with bomani jones on dan lebatard's radio show about this endgame here, cuz if you haven't heard it
bomani knows whats up when it comes to donald sterling and he had the same reaction as me when this news broke: *shrug*.... it's donald sterling. this is par for the course and not even in the top 50 of racist things he's done in his life.... and oh btw, his racism reaps immense profits for him so he just got caught with his hands in the cookie jar, ironically like the people he's spent a lifetime working for cash.
so i hope we all learned an important lesson about social justice, fellow warriors: kick and scream and shout and pout all you want.... but in the end when a "solution" is presented to the giant "problem" which you HAVE TO GET RID OF (in this case, get donald sterling out of the NBA pronto) those REALLY. SMART. PEOPLE. who MONETIZE. EVERYTHING. are going to think up a way to help the rich asshole get a golden parachute on his way out. you know deep down somewhere a bunch of these guys think along the same lines, just not in a recorded-for-public-consumption way..... i mean hell, at this point with donald ~1.4bil in the black compared to market value is it fair to wonder if this whole thing was just a giant conspiracy to force a sale in such a way that an immense profit would be reached via using "social justice" to force "a really good person" to do "whatever it takes" to get sterling out of the NBA, in this case, make him a $2bil offer he can't refuse?
seriously.... life as a whole is a giant pyramid scheme, and naturally we're all at the bottom. those at/near the top will always end up way better off than the rest of us. if you think donald sterling has some juice here to pull this off, think of those oil sheikhs out in the middle east who get really bored and occasionally do things like, example, grab a random peasant off of the streets.... torture him for awhile then str8up behead him..... while taping it. get dragged into court with the video of the beheading getting introduced as evidence.... and STILL get off because seriously, the justice system (like taxes) is for poor people.... not our benevolent masters who once again i thank very very much for allowing me to live in their world. i reckon if jesus christ were walking the earth he'd be thinking the same thing, because this ain't his daddy's world anymore. if god pissed off kris jenner i bet you she could get him blacklisted for the rest of eternity because money talks and all that *wanking motion* religious bullshit walks.
so yeah, in the end, welp, social justice has been served and go figure the evil rich asshole at the center of it all ended up making a ton of money because he was caught being racist, whereas if he just wanted to sell the clippers willy nilly without the added impetus of "SOMEONE NEEDS TO STEP UP AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET RID OF THIS GUY" he wouldn't have made 1.4bil. so i hope that's a lesson to you future committee-of-300ers out there: use the media machine and social justice mechanisms to your advantage because HOT DAMN it's like my guy rod said at the beginning of the post: he was sitting on a fucking goldmine here, especially once sterling established that he HAD TO GO NO MATTER THE COST he got his team of REALLY. SMART. LAWYERS. together to make sure that his going was worth no less than 1 billion dollars over market value.
and now if he's clever he'll go buy manchester united from the glazers or something and send elgin baylor on over to get the red devils back on track in this post-SAF era.... =D
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