This one is a bit ridiculous, but its one of my favorite scenes from any movie

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!
Fuck Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

25th Hour. My favorite Spike Lee movie. Rosario Dawson is fine as hell. And that was a pretty cool scene. It was definitely Spike's stamp on the movie.

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

"you've got charisma......it's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion."

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

I always use one of these:

"My back hurts!" (echo)

"Is it your back..."
"YES, it's my back."

I'm sorry to say "Son In Law."


--Your order sir?
**I'll have one of those.
--One Istanbul Express.
**Yes. A double.
--A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
**Okay. Make it a triple!

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LOL, I say that every time my back hurts, but I do the whole damn scene all the time. That shit cracks me up. It's one of those 'better with repeated viewings' things, IMO.

"I'm impotent; get away from me, beeyotch."

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

"I'm so unhappy!"

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Well said. My wife LOVES that movie. So, I have to watch it every six months or so.

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

How did you get your hands on Ugie's driver's liscense, Bucket?

Didn't realize the Shivmeister was from Hawaii.

--Make me an offer.
<<I don't know. $14,000 a kilo?
--I deal in U.S. pounds, friend. None of that burrito metric shit for me.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Salton Sea?

Well played, sir!

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

the totally awesome Predator

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

I ain't got time to bleed.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

I heard Arnold was pissed because he wanted that line for himself...

Teen Wolf baby!

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

"If I were joking I'd say...what do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?"

"What?"

"Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

Hot Shots.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

Hot Shots?

"Please don't correct me, it sickens me."

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Mystery Men!

OK, that was a cake walk. Try this one on for size..
Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those, and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most popular with the moviegoing public, the producers of this motion picture have asked me to take this opportunity to say "Fuck you."

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

"Um, is this a god-dam? Huh, huh...get it? God damn?"

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Beavis & Butt-Head Do America

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

you had to one up me like that and sell me down the river?

i had to look it up. "student bodies". so it doesn't count but the movie intrigues me.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

Donnie Darko

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."