WTF is wrong with you?

What would John Taffer say?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Happens in Wrigleyville all the time. Late 20 somethings who can't accept that their social life is over.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Or in Wisconsin "supper clubs"?

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Elections have consequences.

My fiance lived out in the middle of nowhere and she had at least three supper clubs within 15 minutes of her. Every time I'd drive by I'd think "how the fuck do these places stay open?" Then I ate at one and...I'm still wondering how the fuck they stay open.

Some people leave them home, unattended, when they go out.

...or in Las Vegas. In a Casino. At Midnight.

Saw that three times a few weeks ago.

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If you want to have fun, don't have kids. How hard is that to understand?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Dogs are worse

Kids are fun, it's a different fun, but it's fun.

Especially the ones that can hold their liquor

I don't have any kids or fun.......................................................that I know of!!

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I once got busy in a Sur la Table bathroom

kids don't bother me anywhere as long as they are acting civilized.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I get it. These parents want to be "cool" and still have "fun". Except by bringing a small child you ruin your goal. Get a baby sitter you cheap fuckheads. They don't belong in a bar and aircraft carrier of a stroller is in the goddamn way. Pricks.

Some of these strollers are ridiculous. They look like something that should be under the command of Patton. And what's with the seven and eight year olds riding around in them? No wonder everyone is fat. I can't imagine wanting to be pushed in a stroller at age six. I remember wanting to get out of the stroller as soon as I could stumble. Strollers were for babies. Now they're for lazy little fuckwads. Pussification of America.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Bad night at the OTB JORR?

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Didn't cash one ticket at Arlington yesterday so that added a bit to my frustration.

in some cases that's not a bad thing.

What do I win?

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Ride a train on the weekend and you'll see tons of parents wondering why / miffed at the fact that they are made to fold those monstrosities up( strollers, not kids) to make room for you know, the people who pay to ride the train. Fucking trains are crowded enough with limited space for people as it is without you packing everything you own on your oversized 3 seater so you can have a day downtown. Take the minivan instead , cocksuckers.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

no, 290 is backed up enough as it is. stay in fucking glen ellyn for the day.

Even better. Fuckers act like theres nothing to do in Naperville, Hinsdale, Wheaton, Geneva, etc. Stay the fuck home douchewads.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Supported, and I don't care if the bar serves chicken tenders and Mac and Cheese bites. That is the bar placating inconsiderate idiots who are going to slam 4 Sierra Nevada Pale's while little Madison and Hunter play tic tac toe on a cocktail napkin. Bringing kids to a bar puts the onus on other patrons to behave, watch their language, grope discreetly, etc., even though they have made the conscientious effort to bring said activities to an adult setting. Do you want drunks at your Gymboree? Then keep your kids out of my watering hole. Have the decency to get sauced with your kids at home. I will make an exception if you are a profound, irretrievable alcoholic. Then it is a somewhat responsible choice, and makes me a bit nostalgic.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

What a bunch of assholes around here!!! Where are these parents supposed to take their kids before heading to the Wal-Mart at midnight on a Tuesday???

Inconsiderate Self Obsessed Pricks

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

What type of bar? If it is a restaurant type place like Hooters then they can be there but if it is a straight up booze place and after 9pm I would call the cops,they are not supposed to be there

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Exactly.

And is this not a thinly veiled attempt to take over and close the state of Wisconsin?

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If your legacy in life relies solely on impregnating some bitch, you are a fucking moron.

Just because you CAN take a child someplace, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

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Rather than the mere presence of children in places, I'm more disturbed by the constant accommodation of them, as if their needs, desires, and sensitivities automatically trump all the adults in any given situation.

For example, the horror of a child hearing me say "Fuck!" at a ballgame when Ronald Belasario just blew another save.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don