End if May early June is when Shark shits the bed every year. Will the Cubs get rid of him before he can ruin his trade value?

Not doing himself any favors this right now.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Best pitcher in the city.

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The guy doesn't even post here anymore...

8 earned runs and out of the game after 3 innings today. Tough break megalodon.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Wins don't matter.

Two shitty starts in a row.

A bed is somewhere in which people or other animals sleep. In olden day, a bed could be fashioned from leaves, grass, hay or other soft materials. Only in recent day has mankind begin using mattresses, once stuffed with simple feathers, now beds can be made with water, springs, memory foam or air.

Shit is poopie. Otherwise known as fecal matter, which is traditionally evacuated from one's anus but in the case of most score personalities, from their mouths.

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This board needs a SHARK return.

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I bet he wishes he was back to his days of getting no decisions.

4 ERA by the end of the season!

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Another loss imminent. 4 earned runs in 6 innings, 9 hits , 2 walks. Poor Shark. He deserves better.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yeah those Pirates suck.

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Elections have consequences.

They must not have had the right plan to put together that team.

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I'm glad you clarified, otherwise I would've presumed you meant that right now ....

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Cubs might run out of sheets.

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THE PLAN!

Trade away all your good players

Lose hundreds of games over countless years

Win the World Series

DOES NO COMPUTE.

You're not really judging him fairly.

I get the hate but he's pitched pretty well this year

doesn't he do this act every year? good for a few months then total suckfest, or vice versa?

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Yes, he is streaky for sure. Ill bet it lines up with the weather and Wrigley's changing landscape

He's pitched well until h hasn't. He's shitting the bed.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I said.

Do you not have any real baseball thoughts? Id like to hear some beyond the Plan ripping (which is pretty understandable but also seems to represent most of your posts on the subject)

I do. You just haven't taken the time to read them.

I guess I missed them. Maybe it's because the Plan trolling is usually ALL CAPS

Funny. Shark. I miss him.

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June stats are brutal. Cubs need to trade him now.

Mr No Run Support blows a 2 run lead tonight. 5IP, 7 hits, 3 walks, 6 k's. WHIP and ERA are inching up each start. He'll be close to his career averages before the season is over.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Don't worry he is great. Pay no attention to those stupid stats. Flip him for Verlander and 6 top prospects.

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Verlander: ERA 4.98
I realize you're joking but I'll take Samardzija at this point.

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Losing Pitcher Jeff Szamrdzja

Tough Luck Jeff Szamrdzja

He's so good he can't win any games.