Don't be jealous because of the amazing lives that people like me, IMU, Kirkwood, JORR and FavreFan have.

You had your time. Please stay out of our way as we live our lives.

You can have Chuck E Cheese, Golden Corral, Disney World(not Epcot, that is still ours) and stupid boring nature walks. The rest of the world is ours.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm sorry you're kidless.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

This is one of the worst things about being a parent.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Of all the Disney parks, he fights for Epcot


Did you also call dibs on the White Crayon?

That's quite a Murderers Row of the fatherless you got going there.

Degenerate Dave said you couldn't use his name or something?

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I still remember the nasty look I got from a mom when I was doing shots of limincello outside of the Italy section there.
Magic Kingdom is yours. The animal park sucks. I guess Hollywood Studios is neutral ground.

As for the water parks, I think the kids who use it as a toilet have claimed it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

As I recall, he's one of yours.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

No you're not. I think you're as relieved about it as the rest of us ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Epcot rules. Other than Milwaukee Ave, Where else can I have a beer from Mexico, Germany, Canada eh, Africa, France, and Italy all within a 6 block radius?

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Probably Binny's or any bar like World of Beer, Yard House, etc...

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My kids need someone to argue with. They get tired of telling me I'm wrong.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

BMR, Dead sperm is nothing to be ashamed of. You kind of sound like Mike North did in the old days.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Oh yeah. My treat then.

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I've still got plenty of time. My group of friends is only starting to have them now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's interesting the "tsk tsk-ing" you get from parents when you haven't had children yet. Either you're defective or you're not living life the "right way". Now I'm sure Chus will enlighten me in a totally calm succint manner on how that doesn't occur and I'm exaggerating.

How dare I choose a responsible time to have a child?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I also think I'm pretty much done with these things too, so I won't be a nuisance to those who aren't yet.
1) Bars
2) Movie Theaters
3) Concerts(well, this was true when I was 16 too)
4) Walking on streets

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

How proud Brick will be when his child's first words are " I'm right"

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

If you wait until you're in your 40's to get started you'll miss out on things that are easier to do when you're younger. You'll also get annoyed by people who believe you are the child's grandparents if you don't age well.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I still have 8 years until I'm 40.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think about that as I turned 35 a few days ago.

Fortunately, I'm aging pretty well.....I think.

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I know.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

You are going to be the only 60 year old guy doing the finger point while taking pics with your son at his eighth grade graduation.

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I hope our kids can be internet friends.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

They will never know of this place. Spmack will be some character in a far away land.




I hope to have a kid before 46.


Although I did briefly date a chick a few years back who had a kid with a guy who was damn near 50. She was only 27.

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My son will probably post his LeBron hate here very soon. He doesn't like LeBron or Cutler and I had nothing to do with the Cutler hate. He doesn't like the fact Cutler throws a lot of interceptions on Madden so he benches him every game. I was a proud father the first time I saw it.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I am occupying a ton of real estate in your head.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

We went to Epcot with the little one for the fireworks. I looked at all the drunk childless couples and I wanted to grab them and tell them to cherish this time. Soon you will staying for the fireworks and going back to bed at 9pm. I never thought it could happen to me...

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