If the plan included the need for a human sacrifice to be burned at the stake and then buried in left field, who would be the first person in line at Wrigley?

My List:
Dan Bernstein
The Inquistor
Juiced
Bucky Chris

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Ronnie Woo Woo.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm pretty sure The Inquisitor is more loyal to the cause than him.

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If Dave Matthews Band is playing and $3 Miller 64s at this event I'll be there. Woooo Cubbies!

Start with a pile of Ron Santos legs and hairpieces

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Crane Kenney

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

And I would charge his family for the cleanup!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Tom ricketts
ronnie woowoo
Ryan Dempster

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Even if the sacrifice demanded the blood of a virgin this list would still be good.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Wrong again I would at least be behind Jason Parks, Keith Law, the gys over at BA and most of the experts...you know the one's JORR refers to when he talks about the 94 White Sox being better than the Expos and the 83 White Sox being better than the Orioles.

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That is a pretty bold statement, calling the 5th place 84 Orioles better than the Expos.

This is from JORR .....

I'm telling you that baseball experts considered the '83 Sox and the '94 Sox the best in baseball

so his guys said the 83 Sox were better then the 83 Birds
and the 94 Sox were better than the 94 'SPOS

sorry for the typos ..I will fix it

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I'm not sure if he's a Cubs guy or not but I sure wouldn't mind seeing Baby McNown be burned at the stake.

MY BOILERMAKER DICK VOODOO DOLL

no way an IT guy wears a suit...probably doesn't even own one...his closet only contains old polo shirt with permanent yellowed pit stains

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He works from home. He has track pants, and Purdue long and short sleeve shirts. If he goes out before he showers he puts on a baseball hat.

Pretty close to the truth, but I still get ready in the morning like it is a normal day.

I own a suit for weddings, funerals, and graduations. I recently purchased a sportcoat that gets used about twice a year.

Living the good life...

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Do you really get ready in the morning every day?

You fly way more than that.

You think the eyeliner just magically ends up on him?

Yes. Any more amazing questions?

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I meant that in all seriousness. I don't get ready at all in the morning, and was curious why you do.

I seem to get more work done as it makes it feel like it is normal working hours. I'm also one of the few IT people that must shower every day.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!