It's not a double burger with cheese you assholes!

That's a McDouble.

That's a McDouble.

It's not a double burger with cheese you assholes!

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

How about instead of a second slice of cheese, they put mayo on instead?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Heh-Ro Stupids. So, I hear you no joy at only one slice of cheese on you double cheeseburger! OOOH WAAAH! I eaten burger with 1000 calorie instead of 1200 calorie and I no joy with less artrey clog potential so I post on internet! That sure to solve problem!
That slice half more calorie that Glorious People Republic Citizen get all weak but you so cry!
So half you thought about vacation to Glorious People Republic? We have many nice thing to breathe like smog and pollushun that coat you lungs with safety chemical that prevent gaseous exchange! They say Carbon DieOxide so bad! You come see our mass graves, we half many wonderful river that we make Kim Jong Ale! We skip filter process for cheaper cost to YOU the COMSUMER! So remember, you drink Kim Jung Ale, you get Il wit it, homey! LAR!

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

It's not a double burger with cheese you assholes!

Hey! Forget about these places that are chintzy with the cheese. There's a coupla guys that look like teenagers runnin' a little dive bar called the Nook in St. Paul, Minnesota, where not only do they put two slices of cheese on top of the burgers, they stuff cheese inside 'em! They call that a Juicy Lucy.