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 Post subject: Re: What Would You Do?
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When I was riding my bike to work one morning I was going to stop at my banks outside ATM. As I was riding up the armored car that was filling it up pulled away. When I got to the ATM the guy had not only left the keys in but left ti open. I raced after and caught him telling him of the problem. He raced back fixed the situation and drove off without even a simple thanks you.
Knowing you did the right thing is the best kind of thank you.

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When I was riding my bike to work one morning I was going to stop at my banks outside ATM. As I was riding up the armored car that was filling it up pulled away. When I got to the ATM the guy had not only left the keys in but left ti open. I raced after and caught him telling him of the problem. He raced back fixed the situation and drove off without even a simple thanks you.

That didnt happen

You taking over Baby Mac's role?


Other than people in armored cars really can't hear you and are trained not to stop for anyone. Especially people on bikes waving their arms... What's not to believe?

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Damn you Seacrest and all of your factual information.


I had a service years ago.

They came four days a week. If he wasn't back in the truck in four minutes or less, I was getting a call from the office or the driver. They stop for no one other than customers. And even then they are on the clock.

I'm not trying to be a jag off. But the likelihood of that story be true is somewhere between Brick and Bmac having dinner together, and the Cubs winning a World Series.

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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"

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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


Some of those "Streetwise" peddlers can be pretty damned quick.

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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


The same way a guy who is too injured to work, is ready to fight a motherfucker or two.

The likelier story is that he saw a bum pushing a shopping cart full of aluminum cans. A few cans fell out, and Chas handed them back to the bum.

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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


Some of those "Streetwise" peddlers can be pretty damned quick.


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walking down wabash a fiver fell out of the sky. I caught it and handed it to a bum. true story. :lol:

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Poor Chas. That story didn't stand a chance... :lol:



hey it did happen I pulled up next to them and banged on the drivers door

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Poor Chas. That story didn't stand a chance... :lol:



hey it did happen I pulled up next to them and banged on the drivers door



They would have shot you...

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Chus wrote:
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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


The same way a guy who is too injured to work, is ready to fight a motherfucker or two.

The likelier story is that he saw a bum pushing a shopping cart full of aluminum cans. A few cans fell out, and Chas handed them back to the bum.


:cry: :lol: :cry: :lol:

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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


This was when I was a bout 30ish,I got hurt 7 years ago,do the math fuck-o

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Also add the fact that it is Chas and his attitude on everything is, "if you paid for it, it cost too much."






































Errrr well, almost everything...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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chaspoppcap wrote:
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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


This was when I was a bout 30ish,I got hurt 7 years ago,do the math fuck-o


Around the time you were offering to rape my family?

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Nas wrote:
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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


This was when I was a bout 30ish,I got hurt 7 years ago,do the math fuck-o


Around the time you were offering to rape my family?


I think so.

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Yikes.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Poor Chas. That story didn't stand a chance... :lol:



hey it did happen I pulled up next to them and banged on the drivers door




They would have shot you...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nas wrote:
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Would I be piling on if I asked "how does a guy with a bad leg pedal a bike fast enough to catch an armored car?"


This was when I was a bout 30ish,I got hurt 7 years ago,do the math fuck-o


Around the time you were offering to rape my family?


chaspoppcap wrote:
I think so.



You think so? Do make this generous offer to many peoples families?

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Poor Chas. That story didn't stand a chance... :lol:



hey it did happen I pulled up next to them and banged on the drivers door



They would have shot you...

Guns :roll:

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Yikes.

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One time I was walking down the street to get an ice cream cone, when gold coins started falling down from the sky. At first I couldn't believe it, but then I figured that somebody must have been in a hot air balloon and lost all of their money! I gathered up as many as I could and starting calling as many hot air balloon rental places as I could find, and finally found the guy who lost all of the coins. I returned them all to him right away and he gave me a free hot air balloon ride. It was the best hot air balloon ride I have ever been on.


How many of those God dollars did you keep?

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The last two pages have been great. I was on the verge of tears from laughing so hard. :lol:

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Chas would have been better off saying he had a heartattack on the bike, then biked himself to the hospital. There might have been 2 people who believed that one.

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WTF happened to this thread? :lol:

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