http://www.today.com/health/19-year-old ... 1D79814599



no, honey, you did the right thing by paying attention and realizing you don't take care of yourself. you can thank cancer later when you dont get it. oh wait, nevermind, you WANT to be unhealthy and stupid. bye

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

She's a Supermodel by U of Iowa standards.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Don't be a douche Ike.

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You know that girls poop and fart too, right?

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trust me, i know all about the poop

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Decent-looking middle-class white girl at Big Ten college isn't afraid to be proud of her unremarkably pleasant figure. Congratulations on looking like a normal person. I'll plan the parade.

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Its called the Lena Dunham effect.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I've traditionally attributed it more to Jennifer Lawrence.

"IT'S OKAY TO BE WHO YOU ARE! I LOVE FOOOOOOOD"
"right but you're still very skinny and--"
"FOOOOOOOOD"

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Sometimes I wish I could turn you all into women.

MISANDRY!

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Sometimes, no, ALL the time I wish the worthless sack of shit Ike would go away forever.

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-- source

1) ike.... where have you been? don't be a stranger dude, the CSFMB needs you! and if you're not a mult lemme know when you wanna warpath through the chicago bar circuit like you brought up that one time.

and 2)



jesus CH you're a fucking signature quote machine. this one seems like an onion headline before the last two sentences..... idk if this can replace the reddit sigquote i've got going but let's just say its copied and pasted in memory just in case i wanna go that route in the next few mins.

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What if I did it so we could make a saucy girl/girl video marketed to men?

You'd play with your boobs all day and sleep with hockey players, wouldn't you?

You know, Spaulding, for two established members of this community, our paths so rarely cross here.

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I read you a lot. You are much smarter than me.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The girl should be more concerned with her busted face. You can't exercise ugly away.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yeah but you're getting laid more often...by a wide margin.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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-- source

That's been my excuse all these years ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

set a date sini. what you doin 4th of july its a friday, there should be some people out n about in chicago shouldn't there?

and for the record, all girls are pretty im just saying shes going to get cancer if she doesnt watch what she eats.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

that is fantastic stuff

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I was in Rockford last night for my one drum corps show of the summer. I sat next to this cute-ish girl who, as it turned out, hailed from Iowa. Cute in that midwestern way. Show's over, we all get up and leave, and only then do I notice that she has an ass/thighs the size of a small planet. Like, no indication from the waist up and then WHOOOOSH. I don't know how it happened. But I hope she has a positive image of herself because she was nice.

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ive met girls like that. WOW they look so hot until you see their hips/ass/thighs lol. WTF

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I LOVE that. Thin up top and then BAM!... something to take a bite out of.

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That's what it was, all right. The fertility goddess of Davenport.

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