M grandfather drove well into his late 70s and probably shouldn't have. He fell asleep on 90 once driving me to his house. He had a neat collection of various colors of paint on his bumpers from cars he rubbed in parking lots. He scared the Christ out of me.

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might as well go ahead and pull the licenses of every woman as well. At the very least, women should be able to drive a vehicle no bigger than compact class.

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The more things change...

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My Grandma is still driving at 87. It's scary as hell. She should have had her license taken away about 5 years ago, but somehow she keeps passing at the DMV. Nobody in my family will be in the car when she is driving, but she's too stubborn to give it up. It makes sense though, once you take away that privlege, they've pretty much lost the only way they can take care of themselves. Can't run out to the store any longer for errands. Too old to learn a computer to handle shopping needs. Might as well head off to the nursing home at that point.

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CSFMB Dangerous Driver Rankings:
1) Woman
2) Old
3) Caffeine
4) Alcohol
5) Weed

Is that right?

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That's not too far off...

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I'd say texting is worse than a driving 90 year old woman who just downed 3 vodka red bulls at a New Trier house party.

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I think JORR would wedge "Texter" at 2 or 3.

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I think Korean would have to be number one. And I don't really give a fuck if anyone thinks that makes me a racist. I have a bunch of Korean friends and they all laugh about how bad they drive themselves. One guy actually drove his car into a construction hole on 294. I suspect there is something cultural that causes them to be so terrible at operating motorized vehicles. I certainly don't think Koreans are born to be horrible drivers.

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Update rankings(non-racist):

CSFMB Dangerous Driver Rankings:
1) Woman
2) Texting woman
3) Old
4) Texting man
5) Caffeine
6) Alcohol
7) Weed

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You could just change it to Asian.

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Surprised he didn't go the Oriental route.

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I'm sure you can find a good Korean driver out there somewhere. But I don't know him and my Korean friends would tell you they don't either. It's funny to hear a guy acknowledge just what a terrible driver he is. I guess it's hard to deny when your car is sitting in a hole on the interstate.

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With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Edith: The Chinese. I mean, do they say "God bless you" or "Buddha bless you"?
Archie: You really wanna know, the Chinks just sneeze and say nothing. They can't speak English.
Mike: Why couldn't they say "Buddha bless you" in Chinese?
Archie: Because they don't say that, that's why. If they say anything at all, it's "Sayonara".
Mike: That's Japanese.
Archie: Same thing.
Mike: It's NOT the same thing.
Archie: You put a Jap and a Chink together, you're going to tell me which is which?
Mike: That's right, because I find out about them. I talk to them as individuals.
Archie: Sure, you'd talk to them. You'd say, "Which one of you guys is the Chink?"

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84 year old guy sideswiped me going about 50 mph thru a red light. I should be dead.


He passed out at the wheel. His license had been renewed that month.

sideswiped or t-boned?

forearm shivered

T boned I guess


He drove right into the passenger side door, like a foot from the car seat. Luckily my daughter wasn't with me. The seat didn't move though. Those things are tough

was he an illegal immigrant ?