I was complaining about one of my friends in a conversation with my wife recently. I said, "Jeff is just like my grandfather. He's always going on about how fucked up everything is." To which my wife replied, "You go on about how fucked up everything is a lot yourself." and I said, "Yeah, but I'm not dumb enough to believe it was better in the past."

Unless were talking about plane attire, behavior in public places, and baseball stats.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Unless were talking about plane attire, behavior in public places, and baseball stats.