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whatsamotta_u
PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:05 am 
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Anyone know where this went? I know its a few years old so maybe it was archived or something.
I thought it was really funny (and all accurate.) But I searched the hell out of the board last night and couldn't find it.

Thanks!!!
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Smarmystein
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Thanks for doing this...I look forward to good reasoning why these two crack up like little girls at something that is not even remotely funny.
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bigfan "cleaned" a bunch of stuff a while back...

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they dont do those fun things anymore... the show mostly consists of: cubs brass is right, child vaccines, and heat basketball talk...
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
bigfan "cleaned" a bunch of stuff a while back...


Unfortunately he left you untouched.
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SomeGuy wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
bigfan "cleaned" a bunch of stuff a while back...


Unfortunately he left you untouched.


He took a piece of my heart...

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Humps, chumps and insensitive stumps. Or something along those lines. Oh and Larry Horse does not like the Angels roster.
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Matches Malone wrote:
Humps, chumps and insensitive stumps. Or something along those lines. Oh and Larry Horse does not like the Angels roster.


ritalin diddlin' and country fiddlin was the GOAT pre-show-propers rhyme. hell i even have rosy memories of the original 1 or 2 TB diddlers spots being actually funny.

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One of the pre-show propers referred to "Buttless Chaps". Does anyone remember how that one went?
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If we're running this back, I'm gonna have to ask about Dr. Rasmussen again, because I never got an explanation the first time.

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Ross Raspopovich.
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men have a beard on their face...women have one by cracky

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men have a beard on their face...women have one by cracky


If she's Armenian she might have one bi-cracky.

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Yarrr is said every time someone says "driving me nuts" because Matt told the joke where the pirate walks into the bar and the bartender says, "hey, why you have a steering wheel down your pants" and the pirate says, "yar, its driving me nuts".

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so does anyone know where the original thread is?
Is it time to start another?

That French guillotine music when someone dies or is fired makes me LOL.
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Not sure why but I always got kick out of the organ after someone's name, maybe I am a dolt??

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Not sure why but I always got kick out of the organ after someone's name, maybe I am a dolt??

You're not the only one... I often will listen to one of the news stations on the AM and when they mention someone's name, I play the organ music in my head. Used to do it all the time at High Noon (IIRC), but now it seems relegated to interns only.

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I've brought the "P*NIS" thing all the way to my TV station in ABQ.
We producers say it whenever an on-air talent acts too on-air-talenty.
Totally works. And nobody else knows what the hell we're talking about.

Also taught my boys to "yarrrr" at all things nuts. I broke out a bag of almonds the other day and my 12-year-old pointed and yelled "yarrrr!!" Proud moment.
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