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I will say that if you're dating a prudish chick, porn sucks because you're watching stuff that your chick will never do. It's always fun to watch a scene, and then try to do some of the same moves from said scene with your lady. :D


We tried that, but I got sick of being a cable repair guy. I'm an accountant; I don't know why your HBO isn't working, babe.


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This was back when there was just one of each channel, but still after about 11 or so on Saturday at least one of those channels had some nudity going on..


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Porn is awesome. I like "unconventional" broads, grannies, BBWs, etc.

I like the mothers and daughters. Milfs are outstanding. About 5 years ago, A then 30 year old Spmack almost closed the deal with this fine ass 46 year old chick. Got a hotel room and everything :lol: Sometimes I underestimate my powers.

Your powers to book a hotel room and not use it? :D

:lol: @ you and Frank.

To have even made it that far with her was an accomplishment in itself.

You really need to finish this story on why the hotel room fell through.

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So much so that you celebrated with an empty hotel room, huh Kamps?.

She was there, Frank. And there was some action going on, just not all of the way.,...it was like she got a conscious all of a sudden and realized I was like 15 years younger than her.

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porn is great for kids. teaches them about what real sex is all about so they don't have to figure it out on their own.


Kids today are so lucky. I was trying to jerk off to the Spice Channel and we didn't have it.


Is that what they used to call the Food Network?

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it was like she got a conscious all of a sudden and realized I was like 15 years younger than her.
More like, "jeez I could be doing a lot better than a hotel room" :P

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porn is great for kids. teaches them about what real sex is all about so they don't have to figure it out on their own.


Kids today are so lucky. I was trying to jerk off to the Spice Channel and we didn't have it.


Is that what they used to call the Food Network?


are you TRYING to get a Guy Fieri post ?
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So much so that you celebrated with an empty hotel room, huh Kamps?



We had HBO during my teen years, and there was a glitch that where we ended up getting Cinemax and Showtime for free in our house. This was back when there was just one of each channel, but still after about 11 or so on Saturday at least one of those channels had some nudity going on.

By the time the glitch or whatever was corrected, the interwebs were here.


The glitch was paying a cable guy for one of those tubes.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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porn is great for kids. teaches them about what real sex is all about so they don't have to figure it out on their own.


Kids today are so lucky. I was trying to jerk off to the Spice Channel and we didn't have it.


Is that what they used to call the Food Network?


It was a porn channel.

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So much so that you celebrated with an empty hotel room, huh Kamps?



We had HBO during my teen years, and there was a glitch that where we ended up getting Cinemax and Showtime for free in our house. This was back when there was just one of each channel, but still after about 11 or so on Saturday at least one of those channels had some nudity going on.

By the time the glitch or whatever was corrected, the interwebs were here.


The glitch was paying a cable guy for one of those tubes.



That sounds ..... hot?

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Guy Fieri is the best mult that survived the purges.

Besides myself of course.

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You really need to finish this story on why the hotel room fell through.



Wonder if he did the Cpt Obvious move from the Hotel.com commercial. I don't need it now.

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Almost, huh? So what did you end up doing with the hotel room?


flipped on spank-o-vision, of course

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When I think back the best thing I had was an old playboy. In fact all of the magazines whose pages I soaked were filled with women with 70's and 80's looks. That was awful because it the mid 90's. Thank God for late night HBO and not having to share a room with my brother anymore.

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Almost, huh? So what did you end up doing with the hotel room?


flipped on spank-o-vision, of course


spanky has his own porn channel ?
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Almost, huh? So what did you end up doing with the hotel room?


flipped on span-o-vision, of course


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When I think back the best thing I had was an old playboy. .


Victoria's Secret catalog was nice in a pinch
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Bagels wrote:
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When I think back the best thing I had was an old playboy. .


Victoria's Secret catalog was nice in a pinch

Only for Tyra Banks though.

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Bagels wrote:
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When I think back the best thing I had was an old playboy. .


Victoria's Secret catalog was nice in a pinch


There was a stretch there for a few years where channel 50 (or one of the higher diget channels) would run a show called Models on Parade after midnight. It was basically the precursor to the current form of casting couch porn. It was all local girls and almost exclusively minorities who were looking to get into the modeling business. I guess it must have been produced by some half assed agency that preyed on their delusions. Anyway, that pushed the envelope way beyond what is acceptable for regular station TV. Pube and nip slips were constant but no one who would ever report it would ever be watching that show.

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Mentioned a few times that I took a break from it when Lacey Duvalle did a Ghetto Gaggers scene that messed me up



Are they still making those? Bad...

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Mentioned a few times that I took a break from it when Lacey Duvalle did a Ghetto Gaggers scene that messed me up



Are they still making those? Bad...


I'm not sure and I don't care, because I was never a fan. I was just all things Lacey back in the day, looking for any flick that she was in and that's when I came across that one. I had never watched a Ghetto Gaggers prior, and haven't watched one since.

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The only time when porn isn't great is when some guest orders it at your house and masturbates into his socks.

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Bagels wrote:
Nas wrote:
When I think back the best thing I had was an old playboy. .


Victoria's Secret catalog was nice in a pinch


There was a stretch there for a few years where channel 50 (or one of the higher diget channels) would run a show called Models on Parade after midnight. It was basically the precursor to the current form of casting couch porn. It was all local girls and almost exclusively minorities who were looking to get into the modeling business. I guess it must have been produced by some half assed agency that preyed on their delusions. Anyway, that pushed the envelope way beyond what is acceptable for regular station TV. Pube and nip slips were constant but no one who would ever report it would ever be watching that show.



Call me nauseous with nostalgia by that reference. I will never forget it. A cursory YouTube search revealed several videos that are so clean yet sordid that I shant spill my seed for another fortnight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf92wmoCOhA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6n-H1SGl4o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVspB8G20tE

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And if I may, who among us can forget Motorsports Unlmited?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ANr1lgRAE

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good dolphin wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Nas wrote:
When I think back the best thing I had was an old playboy. .


Victoria's Secret catalog was nice in a pinch


There was a stretch there for a few years where channel 50 (or one of the higher diget channels) would run a show called Models on Parade after midnight. It was basically the precursor to the current form of casting couch porn. It was all local girls and almost exclusively minorities who were looking to get into the modeling business. I guess it must have been produced by some half assed agency that preyed on their delusions. Anyway, that pushed the envelope way beyond what is acceptable for regular station TV. Pube and nip slips were constant but no one who would ever report it would ever be watching that show.



Call me nauseous with nostalgia by that reference. I will never forget it. A cursory YouTube search revealed several videos that are so clean yet sordid that I shant spill my seed for another fortnight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf92wmoCOhA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6n-H1SGl4o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVspB8G20tE


:lol: I couldn't believe that first one had an 847 area code. Production values look like they were lifted straight out of 1981.

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Its obvious Danny B is a homo and is trolling.

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