what snack should I get for the flight?

A warning in advance, I will not be getting a big bag of dicks.

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Will you be simultaneously drinking?

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You know me like that.

Ok, then get the small bag of dicks.

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bag of..... cocks?

I had a really bad experience with drinking on a flight to Rome back in the day and will never do that again.

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first class or coach

I'm thinking Twizzlers Nibs. I have Artie Lange's book that I will be reading so candy is appropriate. Maybe I'll get a box of devil dogs

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I'd bring a battery-operated hot plate and try some type of fajita.

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The best

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No snacks for you, chubbs. Wear a sport coat and don't recline the seat.

Wrong log in, huh?

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If you can't do that, these are my typical airline snack as they often sell them on the plane.

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there's a kiosk at OHare that sells bacon sausage as part of a breakfast sandwich

just pick up as many as you can cram into your carry-on bag and call it a day

A bag of carrots and AIDS.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Duty free?

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I flew out of DC last week. I stopped in the duty free shop and reacquainted myself with the Cadbury Fruit and Nut Bar. I first fell in love with those things in the early 80s on trips to England and Ireland when you couldn't get that kind of stuff in the US.

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I'm currently wearing a suit. I will be changing in to my airplane clothes in a couple of minutes. JoeOrr would not approve.

I'll be on the blue line to O'Hare by 5 if someone wants to take the long ride with me.

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gonna be flashing my junk to the offices across the street during the wardrobe change

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Not as good as these

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you would like the rainbow kind....

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80 McNuggets....make sure you take your shoes off when you eat them.

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But keep the sport blazer on.

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Remember if you are not wearing a sport coat you are a savage.

If you're in the grilling section, an assortment of sausages should be fine.

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I think a dude tried to pick me up at a bar Friday night when I got to DC. I was sitting there minding my own business and he starts up a conversation with me. He quickly said that I must be a rugby player because I have that body type...and the ND grad worked in that he went to ND within about five sentences.

Maybe I was giving off my sexy vibe that night.

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So, will you be seeing him again?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I guess I'm in the minority here where I'd either eat something on the way to the airport or, better yet, I'd look forward to getting something to eat when I get to my destination. Since it says "I'm Traveling By Airplane *Tonight*" I'll guess that it's a latenight flight and therefore you might not be arriving at your destination til ~10pm-2am, so maybe this scenario precludes the most desirable "find something good and specific to the area I'm traveling to" option. I'd leave ~30-45mins early and go hit Gene and Jude's or something... unless you're first class and you're getting a proper meal anyways I suppose.

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