Bryant promoted to AAA

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Boom-Shock-a-locka.

I'd be up for it.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

in like flynn.

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Would be interesting to see an Iowa lineup of Alcantara, Baez, Bryant, and Manny.

Schwarber is doing work in KC already. 1-3 with an RBI last night.

2-2 with a 2b and a solo hr so far tonight.

I went to the game last night and he didn't look as fat as I thought he would. I thought he looked pretty good in the 2 AB's I saw before the rain came.

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Bryant homers in his first game for Iowa

Opposite Field shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHrWlfJGN4U

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Bryant is about to wear the golden sombrero tonight though. Baez is picking up the slack for him.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Kyle Schwarber: 2-3 with a homer, a double, and a walk.

That'll do.

Bryant has 4 hits for Iowa since being promoted. All homers. He's struck out pretty much every other time.

Baez still struggling

Even with that, his .OPS is over 1.000 at AAA after today's game.

2-4 today.

.730 OPS since May 1st. Still some work to do...but there is no rush.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

He doesn't even look that big yet. How depressing after that homer to hear the PA guy say "Next up Josh Vitters!"

this guy is going to be a monster. I'm predicting 500-600 homers.

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Perfect physique to do just enough 'roids to still look normal.

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You know me like that.

Somebody check his hat size in a few years.

Bryant goes yard again off Zach Lee. 3R shot in the 1st inning.

KB batting .263 with a BABIB of .000. Adam dunn just came.

IT.... would really suck to not have this kid as your teams next superstar.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

How much would you suck?

dude should be in Wrigley like tomorrow. In the lineup I mean.

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Yikes...lol.

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Time for Epstoyer to call-up Alcantara. 2nd base is a disaster with Barney and Alcantara is hitting .290/.336/.518. Service time be damned as these dudes need major league reps to get acclimated to the bigs. If Epstein needs to tell Ricketts to go fuck himself if he questions how this will affect Alcantara's free agency in 2020.

No shit

They started three guys hitting under .200 yesterday

It's not like that guy ever projects to be some bank breaking kind of talent.

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Not to mention that almost never comes back to haunt the team, even WITH guys like Trout etc.

If they're so good, they'll never get to FA


I mean, I understand holding a guy til May 10th or whatever that first date is but other than that, when they're ready they're ready.

yep. A seven year contract before the arbitration years seems to be the normal this year for good players

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jordan Danks with 11 HR at AAA. Clearly success there is a predictor of something

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe